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Gypsy-Rose Blanchard’s Fiance’s Mysterious Death - H3 After Dark #109

H3 Podcast

October 2, 2026

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Speakers Harley Morenstein, Hila Klein, David, Kate

TopicsComedy

SPEAKER_1 (0:01)

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Harley Morenstein (0:32)

What up, Friday?

SPEAKER_3 (0:34)

It's Friday, baby.

Harley Morenstein (0:36)

Let me crack open a fresh one. Mind if I crack open a freshie on this Friday?

Hila Klein (0:41)

Please do.

SPEAKER_5 (0:43)

Oh, you're cracking up freshies.

Harley Morenstein (0:45)

Gypsy Rose Blanchard?

Hila Klein (0:48)

Gypsy Rose. Another another dead body stacking up. Did she do it? We're going to talk about it.

We're going to talk about it.

SPEAKER_6 (0:59)

Hi, Harley.

Harley Morenstein (1:00)

How are you?

SPEAKER_6 (1:02)

I'm good.

Hila Klein (1:03)

I'm good. Did you have a good day off?

Harley Morenstein (1:06)

Yeah. Everything happened so fast.

Hila Klein (1:10)

Like during the day, like it went really quickly.

SPEAKER_3 (1:12)

And then it was done.

Hila Klein (1:14)

It was over.

Harley Morenstein (1:16)

And then, like, the show wrapped up pretty tightly.

Hila Klein (1:21)

Today, I know. I was like, God damn.

Got to get ready.

Harley Morenstein (1:25)

I was snapped out of my slumber when Howie said he loved Candice. And I snapped out of my slumber, and I was like, what? And then he was like, ah, she doesn't know.

And I was like, oh, hey, all right. All right. I believe you.

Hila Klein (1:44)

I feel like that's just like a boomer thing to say about it. You know, no one knows.

Harley Morenstein (1:50)

And then the and then and then you guys were texting me a hundred times. You were like, get the up.

Hila Klein (1:56)

Because you were both like, there's no way Harley's awake.

SPEAKER_6 (2:00)

You know?

Harley Morenstein (2:02)

Yeah. But you were and you know what? You know why?

SPEAKER_6 (2:06)

Why?

Harley Morenstein (2:07)

Because of me.

Hila Klein (2:08)

Oh, my God.

David (2:10)

Because of me.

Hila Klein (2:14)

Harley was helpful today.

SPEAKER_6 (2:17)

You love that.

Harley Morenstein (2:18)

That's the craziest thing is you were actually just talking to gay Harley.

SPEAKER_6 (2:22)

Wait, what?

Harley Morenstein (2:24)

Yeah, I'm straight Harley.

SPEAKER_6 (2:25)

All right.

Hila Klein (2:26)

Go back to the other one.

Harley Morenstein (2:28)

I can't. He can summon me. I can't summon him. He's like the Hulk. I'm Bruce Banner.

Hila Klein (2:32)

I'm a little sad that I couldn't tell the difference between you guys.

Harley Morenstein (2:36)

That's the secret, Kate.

Hila Klein (2:38)

No, but I feel like before, but the way your face changes, I didn't even notice.

Harley Morenstein (2:46)

Thank you.

Hila Klein (2:47)

Maybe you're more symmetrical than I am because when I do it, I'm like, can I talk about our ugliness for a second?

SPEAKER_6 (2:54)

Ours?

Harley Morenstein (2:55)

Yes, you and I. Yeah, we are never, ever zooming into the main show again.

SPEAKER_6 (3:03)

OK, ever.

Harley Morenstein (3:04)

Dude, I went up, I'm looking at my face. I'm like, I have like there's like like places, like places on my face that look like it could be a pimple. If I play my cards wrong, it's like blotched out. It's like it's like a UV reading on my face.

SPEAKER_3 (3:21)

Yes, yes, yes. This is crazy. What the? No, it was some time.

Harley Morenstein (3:23)

And then I went upstairs and I saw you suffered the same fate. It brings out like the pinkness under the skin. Too much information for eyeballs.

Hila Klein (3:33)

Yeah, we were never going back.

Harley Morenstein (3:35)

Kate, I'm stepping in.

Hila Klein (3:36)

We don't photograph well.

SPEAKER_6 (3:37)

We're not going.

Harley Morenstein (3:38)

No, you can't have us be pink, zoom pink like that.

Hila Klein (3:41)

No, and I it looks like there was like an AI feature happening on my face.

Harley Morenstein (3:48)

Yes, it was maybe maybe it was trying to correct something.

Hila Klein (3:51)

Yeah.

Harley Morenstein (3:52)

And I looked at my own settings and I was like, it looked like I saw like I saw like our blood pumping under our. I did not like it.

Hila Klein (4:00)

We're never again panicking in the discord. I was like, there's something going on with my face.

SPEAKER_3 (4:07)

Oh, you said that. OK.

Harley Morenstein (4:08)

Because I for me, I just panicked myself internally. And then later I saw you and I was like, oh, great. She looks terrible, too.

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