GTA 6 vs. Marriage, Barefoot Moviegoers & Celebrity Meltdowns
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
November 13, 2026
Would you postpone your wedding plans for Grand Theft Auto 6? Because apparently, one groom-to-be thinks saving his virtual criminal empire is more important than securing an actual marriage.
Speakers Lern, Cam Janssen, Moon Valjean, Rizz, Rafe Williams, Devon
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
Lern (0:00)
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Cam Janssen (1:05)
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Moon Valjean (1:07)
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Cam Janssen (1:28)
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Rafe Williams (1:43)
The Deftones.
Rizz (1:44)
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Devon joins us.
All right, so next week, Grand Theft Auto comes out. Grand Theft Auto 6, it's a big deal. It's a big monster deal. Monster deal. So this is a woman on the interwebs. She writes, hey team, I need some honest advice from you guys, because I'm an absolute wits end. My fiance is huge into gaming and has been counting down the days until the release of Grand Theft Auto next week. But I just found out he actually requested Thursday and Friday off of work to play it all weekend with his buddies.
The kicker. He's paid hourly, so taking those days off literally means losing money out of his paycheck. To make matters worse, we had concrete plans to look at wedding venues that exact weekend. And now he wants to push our venue tours off because of a video game release. Let me be clear, I'm not anti-gaming.
But when we're trying to build a future, save money, and lock down a wedding date, missing work and blowing off venue hunting for a console launch feels like a massive red flag. Am I making a huge deal out of nothing? Any other ladies out there with gamers in their life feel like they're not a priority?
Cam Janssen (3:02)
I would say if that's what you're worried about, you're doing pretty good.
Rizz (3:06)
What? That's a pretty big thing.
Cam Janssen (3:08)
Well, I'm just saying.
Rizz (3:09)
Grow up.
Cam Janssen (3:10)
I'm just saying, like, he wants to play a video game, like, okay.
That gets it. It's somewhat harmless. Yeah, you're probably losing money. Okay, fine. It's like a vacation. But he's not going to Vegas with his buddies. He's in the basement hanging out, and that's his happy time to get away from work. So if that's what he's doing that's really making you mad, you're doing pretty good with your relationship.
Rizz (3:29)
Okay, the game comes out Thursday. So Thursday, Friday, he plays. Saturday, they go look at wedding venues. But he wants to be in the basement with his buddies.
Lern (3:37)
I knew that was coming.
Cam Janssen (3:39)
But this game, though.
Rizz (3:41)
I know, it's also going to be there Sunday and Monday, and it's going to be there also other days.
Cam Janssen (3:46)
They want to get to jump to get all their weapons and to build some money up, and then you're kind of...
Rizz (3:51)
But this is not a game you play with other people. This is just a, right? Grand Theft Auto, if I'm... It will be.
Cam Janssen (3:56)
But right now, I don't think the multiplayer came out yet. So he just wants to, I don't know, lock in for good days.
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