Grinch Feet

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**Johnny Cann** (1:35)
And welcome to That's Spooky, I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:36)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (1:37)
And this is a weekly podcast that does not hip record until the dogs are comfortable.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:41)
Absolutely.

**Johnny Cann** (1:42)
Even though there is a certain old boy that doesn't want to settle today, right, Fleetwood?

**Tyler Hyde** (1:47)
Uh-huh.

**Johnny Cann** (1:47)
He's sucking on his blanket.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:49)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (1:49)
So loud.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:51)
We put him in a sound barrier, though.

**Johnny Cann** (1:52)
We actually had to, we had to like put sound blankets over Fleetwood. Not actual ones, we're not smothering the little guy.
But no, he's just sucking on a blanket so bombastically.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:05)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:05)
I guess is the best way to put it.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:06)
It's because he's all gummy on one side. Yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:09)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:10)
Who isn't these days, though?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:11)
Sure.

**Johnny Cann** (2:12)
But anyway, yeah, he's just chip chomping away. And I mean, if this were some sort of like Mouth Sounds ASMR podcast, I guess that would be okay. But I don't want to do that.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:21)
I feel like there is maybe a missed opportunity there.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:25)
Really?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:25)
Because I am one of those people, like Mouth Sounds really just do it for, like, no, wait, no.

**Johnny Cann** (2:31)
No, everything I know about you says the opposite.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:34)
And that's what I meant to say, I meant to say the opposite. Yeah, Mouth Sounds like do me in, is what I meant to say.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:39)
Totally.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:40)
They bother me. And I know it's just me, and I don't make it anybody else's problem.

**Johnny Cann** (2:45)
No.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:46)
But when it comes to cute little babies like dogs, I could listen to them lap and smack all goddamn day. So maybe that should be a podcast.

**Johnny Cann** (2:56)
Maybe.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:57)
Maybe it should just be dog mouth noises.

**Johnny Cann** (3:00)
Yeah. Dogs eating puppy friendly pudding. Low calorie, no sugar, puppy friendly pudding.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:06)
Though I feel like there is already a corner of that market on YouTube, where people put together, it's like that cat that eats on the glass table.

**Johnny Cann** (3:14)
Oh, that one with the toes.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:16)
With the toes.

**Johnny Cann** (3:16)
It's a Persian, and it eats the fish off the glass thing.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:20)
Yeah. Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:21)
The big fluffy white cat. And then there's another one. Or is it like a mouse? Or is it like a hamster?

**Johnny Cann** (3:27)
Oh, you're thinking about the porcupine at the Cincinnati Zoo, the one that eats the foods, and it's really crunchy and cute.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:38)
No, that's not what I'm thinking of, because the cat that eats on the glass table, there's another animal.

**Johnny Cann** (3:44)
Oh, it has a friend.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:45)
Yeah. That eats off the glass table, too.

**Johnny Cann** (3:47)
I don't know. I can't keep up with it. I was just thinking about a poodle that eats random bird eggs.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:54)
What?

**Johnny Cann** (3:55)
Yeah, his owner gets somewhat delicacy bird eggs.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:57)
Like quail eggs and shit?

**Johnny Cann** (3:58)
Yeah, totally. He's like a little tiny man.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:01)
Shell and all?