Greg Fitzsimmons & Adam Carolla Uncover Hollywood’s Spiciest Celebrity Scandals

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**Andrew Hobson** (0:33)
Best thing that's ever happened to you financially.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:35)
Go.

**Andrew Hobson** (0:36)
Easy. Sold my car on Carvana.

**Jane Kennedy** (0:38)
Amazing offer.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:39)
Really? I hit 200 on a scratcher.

**Andrew Hobson** (0:42)
Did the scratcher come to your house and hand you a check?

**Jane Kennedy** (0:44)
No. How many scratchers did you hit to get that?

**SPEAKER_4** (0:46)
I hit a button on carvana.com once.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:49)
Okay, that's fair.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:51)
It's like the lottery, except you always win.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:54)
Not like the lottery at all, actually.

**Andrew Hobson** (0:56)
Exactly.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:57)
Inexplicably good. Offer's worth bragging about.

**Andrew Hobson** (1:00)
Sell your car today on Carvana.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:02)
Pick up fees may apply.

**Adam Carolla** (1:04)
Well, in this episode, Greg Fitzsimmons is back. Always bringing the funny. We'll do the news with Andrew and we'll do all that right after this.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:20)
From Carolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Carolla Show.
Adam's guest today, Greg Fitzsimmons.
Plus the news with Andrew Hobson and now, Adam Carolla.

**Adam Carolla** (1:33)
Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on a choice, got to get it on a mandate, get on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks to some friend who loved that about you. Fitzdog, back in studio. Greg Fitzsimmons dates coming up. Columbus, Ohio at the Ohio Funny Bone and Baltimore Cabaret. Oh, Vancouver, is that what that says? Baltimore Cabaret and then also La Jolla at the Comedy Store. You go to fitzdog.com for all the live dates.
We're talking about Room for Cream right before we came onto the air and you said save it for the air.

**Greg Fitzsimmons** (2:07)
Yeah, I said, I went into this place.
I like to go to Italian restaurants to get my coffee because they always have really good espresso machines. So I'm driving down Ocean Park in Santa Monica and I pull into this Italian restaurant and the Italian guy is behind the machine. And I go, let me get an Americano with Room. And he looks at me like I'm crazy. And then he just sort of like goes in the back and I see a lot of hands gesticulating. And then he comes back out and he goes, sorry, we don't have any rum.

**Adam Carolla** (2:48)
Oh, right. That's funny.

**Greg Fitzsimmons** (2:50)
And I fucking broke out laughing. And as soon as I started laughing, I said, with Room for cream. He started laughing. It was one of those great moments where you just get hysterical with a total stranger.

**Adam Carolla** (3:01)
Do you find that you have to, I find that I would like to talk in shorter bursts with people, but they require more words. Like what I'm saying is, is like, I'll talk to Mike August, you know, and I'll go, how are we looking in Seattle? And he'll go, well, Thursday show's a little light, but Friday looks strong, and the late show could probably use a little help.
Sunday's good. And I'll go, okay, what's our guarantee? And he'll go, for where? I'll go, okay.
I should have said, what's our guarantee for the city of Seattle and the shows we're speaking of, but I just made the mistake of saying, what's our guarantee? And that was a mistake, like when we're at the automotive museum and a lot of talk about Jay Moore was coming out and doing the thing with us and everything and five minutes before the show, I just go to Mike, I go, have you, is Jay here yet? And he goes, Jay who? Now, I should have said Jay Moore, right?

**Andrew Hobson** (4:06)
But I thought Jay would be enough.

**Greg Fitzsimmons** (4:07)
You literally needed to say Moore.

**Adam Carolla** (4:08)
I literally needed to say Moore and I also didn't say, what's our guarantee in Seattle, where we're playing this weekend?

**Greg Fitzsimmons** (4:16)
What's our guarantee of money that we get paid?

**Adam Carolla** (4:19)
Right, right, and you just said, with room.

**Greg Fitzsimmons** (4:22)
With room.

**Adam Carolla** (4:22)
You didn't say room for cream.

**Greg Fitzsimmons** (4:24)
Well, you know I have a rum.

**Adam Carolla** (4:27)
Right, but you didn't say room for cream.

**Greg Fitzsimmons** (4:29)
Yeah, yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (4:30)
You said room.

**Greg Fitzsimmons** (4:30)
Right, right.

**Adam Carolla** (4:31)