Gravity Games, Cults & The Rizz Quiz Showdown

**SPEAKER_2** (0:03)
So we are 24 minutes away from losing gravity. Listen, this has been on our calendar since January.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:14)
Guaranteed happens.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:16)
What if you want to put some money down?

**SPEAKER_4** (0:18)
$1,000.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:21)
I'm ready to win my money back on a sure thing.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:24)
What if you only lose gravity if you believe?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:26)
Yeah, dude.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:27)
It's like Peter Pan.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:28)
Gravity kills, dude. Love that band.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:31)
So if I believe, I'm gonna jump out the window.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:34)
Well, as long as you believe, you should be dying. I believe I can fly.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:39)
That's a good question, actually. Do you think there's a gravity cult? You know how there was like the meteor cult, the guys that all bought the Nikes, the space ship?
The Gravitrons.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:49)
Gravitrons. That's the ride at the carnival.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:51)
No, no, no, Heaven's Gate. No, I'm talking the people that believe.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:53)
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a cool name.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:54)
The people that believe we're actually gonna lose gravity.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:57)
The Gravitonians.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:58)
The Gravitonians.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:58)
Everyone step to the ledge in faith. I just wonder if there will be like, I bet there's some little separatist group that's gonna like step off a canyon at 833 thinking they're gonna float up in the air and we're gonna be at the bottom of the canyon. It's gonna be like midsummer.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:12)
And if there was one state that hosted these folks, what state would that be?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:16)
Idaho.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:16)
Oh, we're the last thing at Arkansas. I think it's because I'm listening to an Arkansas podcast.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:21)
It definitely starts with the vowel.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:23)
I'm listening to that Buffalo River thing.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:26)
Yeah, maybe. Iowa. No canyons.
That'd be the safest place to be a Gravitron is Iowa. You step off a ledge, you fall two inches.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:35)
Kansas is very flat too.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:36)
True that. I just bet we're gonna hear something, man. There's probably, there's always, every one of these events always has somebody who's weaponized and monetized.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:46)
Who's too far in.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:47)
Yeah, and they're making money and someone's having sex with everyone's wife and they're like, all right, everyone.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:52)
They're wearing tracksuits.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:54)
I banged all the wives. Now it's time for us to step off of the canyon.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:58)
You guys first.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:59)
Gravitonians, wave one.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:01)
Mount tap.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:02)
Gravitonians away, team. Step to the ledge.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:04)
As a traveler with, I mean, there's a like a trailer in woods where eight people are living and 15 cats.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:12)
This is an Idaho thing.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:13)
Guaranteed.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:15)
This is an Idaho thing.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:16)
That is the time podcast I'm listening to right now.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:20)
Pastor Dan has ordered you to snort cocaine off of this buck knife and step to the ledge.
I guarantee there's some sort of weird somewhere. There's always one that'll grab a hold of something like this. And some guy for like the last seven years has been really cashing in. He's like, well, the day is the day.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:38)
Because they haven't made the Heaven's Gate people. They remember they had the tracksuits on that said away team.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:43)
Away team.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:44)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:45)
They all had Nikes and tracksuits.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:46)
They literally thought they were going to get. I believe it said away team.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:50)
What did they use, Propofol? What was their thing? Or did they do bags over people's heads?

**SPEAKER_1** (2:53)
No, it was a drug.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:55)
It was a Kool-Aid, wasn't it? No, it was Jonestown.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:58)
Jonestown was Kool-Aid.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:59)
Which was actually Flavor Aid.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:00)
Yeah, I know it wasn't Kool-Aid. Bad press. Bad press.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:03)
I don't know.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:03)
Flavor Aid's like, pfft. We could have been something.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:07)
Don't drink the Kool-Aid.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:08)
I think Heaven's Gate did bags overhead.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:11)
Did they? I thought they were drugs.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:12)
Might have been a mix. What was the one with the bunk beds? Am I thinking Jonestown as well?

**SPEAKER_1** (3:16)
Heaven's Gate.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:17)
Oh, okay. Jonestown was in Guyana.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:19)
Yeah, with the white Nikes.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:20)
Jim Jones.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:21)
Well, who's the Heaven's Gate guy? His last name was something white.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:24)
Applewhite, I think.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:26)
Something Applewhite.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:26)
Marshall Applewhite. Marshall Applewhite.
Yeah. We're putting them all together.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:30)
A hell-bop comment. But they all are the same. I mean, it's not, we're not that, well, I mean, Jim Jones, he was wild, dude, and hung like an Arizona pack meal. If you ever listen to that.