Grandma's Funeral Playlist, Guitar Center Chaos & Kelly Clarkson's Fan Meltdown

Rafe (0:00)

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Rizz (0:30)

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Rizzuto.

Happy birthday to Tim's grandma, by the way.

Rafe (1:37)

95 years.

Rizz (1:38)

95 years young, huh?

Rafe (1:41)

Her birthday was yesterday.

Rizz (1:42)

How'd you guys celebrate?

Rafe (1:43)

Well, Tim drove all the way to Warrensburg, where she lives. I did not, I have to work. I have 400 jobs, so I could not go on a, I know how you are about us taking off work. So, no, I couldn't go.

But he went and they celebrated by having lunch. She wants, at 95, she wants no to do about her. She wants no attention. And a couple of people did come in town.

Rizz (2:05)

I want to be in bed by 630

Rafe (2:07)

And then she talked to her kids and her grandkids about how she wants her funeral to be. Oh, my goodness.

Moon (2:13)

So that's how she celebrated. Happy birthday. Yes.

Rizz (2:16)

Let's talk about death, baby.

Moon (2:18)

Let's talk about just me.

Rafe (2:20)

It was very sweet. She's a wonderful lady. Still with it with her mind. Can't see very well. Doesn't drive anymore. But, dude, she lives on her own.

She still makes her own dinner.

Moon (2:31)

Not driving. She's not driving. No, she took the keys away.

Rafe (2:35)

Yeah, she's the truck for Amazon.

Moon (2:39)

She thinks she lives on her own. She just can't see her roommate.

Rafe (2:42)

Well, no, she will. Her next door neighbor.

God love her. She helps with so much. So like she does. She lives in a little condo by herself.

Moon (2:51)

95 is deep congratulations.

Rizz (2:53)

Does she have an old lady?

Moon (2:54)

Oh, yeah.

Rizz (2:55)

OK, can I guess?

Rafe (2:55)

The best name to Bernice. Close. No.

Moon (2:59)

Close with the B. Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (3:00)

Oh, with the B.

Moon (3:02)

With the B, with the B, B, B, B. Beatrice. Betty. Grandma Betty.

Rizz (3:05)

She's a great name.

Rafe (3:06)

She's honestly the sweetest lady, like has lived all over the world, raised, you know, four kids, has been through a lot and still like preserves just the best kindness that you could ever have.

Moon (3:17)

We just guessed an old lady's name in two tries.

Rizz (3:19)

Well, B, I mean, what are the B names with her B?

Moon (3:21)

I'm just saying, it doesn't matter. Barbara.

Rizz (3:23)

Barbara. Angle Tiger.

Rafe (3:26)

Happy birthday to you. Heck yeah, happy birthday.

Moon (3:28)

She's single, yes.

Rizz (3:29)

Rafe, get in there.

Moon (3:30)

It was my... Grandpa Rafe.

Rizz (3:31)

Get on that, get in that will. Is she rich?

Moon (3:34)

Speaking of...

Rafe (3:34)

She's doing all right.

Moon (3:36)

Old to new. Okay. Old to young. My grandson's third birthday was yesterday. And I missed it.

Rizz (3:42)

They probably celebrated the same way.

Moon (3:44)

Well, we're doing a party in November. Early dinner. My daughter.

Lern (3:48)

Three year old's like, please, I'll make a big deal.

Rizz (3:50)

I'm gonna be in bed by 6.30.

Lern (3:51)

Let's plan my funeral.

Moon (3:52)

Right. I don't feel like I missed anything because he doesn't know that I missed it. But my daughter is, I think...

Rafe (3:57)

She's upset.

Moon (3:58)

I think she's bombed.

Rafe (3:59)

Why did you miss it? What were you doing?

Moon (4:00)

Oh my God.

Rafe (4:01)

You also have 100 jobs.

Moon (4:02)

Yeah, 100 things. I didn't finish yesterday until 9 p.m. We got rehearsals and a bunch of other things.