Good Cop Bad Cop Wrestling Podcast #396: Matt and Graham are ‘Worlds Apart’

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Welcome to Visionaries Global Media, your number one source for podcasting entertainment.

Chris (0:08)

Before we start, welcome back to Good Cop Bad Cop.

Graham (0:11)

Sorry.

Matt (0:11)

Before we start, sorry.

Chris (0:13)

Chris, you're right. Good.

SPEAKER_1 (0:19)

Okay, you're right, aren't you?

Chris (0:21)

I love you.

Matt (0:23)

I apologize about being drunk. Sorry.

I'm not drunk. I'm fine.

Graham (0:30)

I hope that makes the edit.

SPEAKER_5 (0:31)

Good, bad, good, bad, good, bad, good.

Graham (0:44)

All right, welcome to Good Cop, Drunk Cop, episode 396 I'll let you figure out which one it is. Spoiler alert, the drunk cop gave me the middle finger. No Ryan today, unfortunately.

He got something stuck in a vacuum cleaner or something. I don't know. He'll give us more details when he returns next week, hopefully. Speedy recovery. We hope everything's okay, Ryan.

Matt (1:11)

The gallery just says, I like the sticky situation. I think you got the wrong part of the suction gag there, Christopher.

Graham (1:20)

How are you, Matthew? Besides drunk?

Matt (1:26)

Aiky. Good cop, Wooville wine. How has your week been, Graham?

Graham (1:32)

Kind of broken up into pieces.

Last week, I think I told you I had some disc golf tournaments. Yes. I haven't played much at all. Unfortunately, on the 18th hole, the very last hole, I actually played pretty well, having not played in so long. Injured my throwing arm. So I couldn't play on Sunday.

We had two days at school. Wednesday, we had off Veterans Day. I did play a little bit of golf. Thankfully, it's not the same motion as disc golf. And then two days Thursday and Friday. So it's been kind of nice. Kind of break, a little bit of work, break, a little bit of work, and then back on to a break again for two days.

Matt (2:07)

I have two things to say at this point. One of which is thank you all veterans for your service on both sides.

Graham (2:14)

Of course.

Matt (2:14)

And all around the world family. Thank you for your service. And those who have lost, thank you as well.

Secondly, which arm?

Graham (2:25)

My right arm. I'm right handed.

Matt (2:27)

Huh.

Interesting. Like father, like son.

Graham (2:32)

It was 18th hole, and it was a longer hole, and I put a little bit of extra effort to try and get to the hole in two.

And as soon as I threw it, I was like, I could just feel it. I was like, it'll get better by the end of the day.

It didn't get better by the end of the day. It got worse. I had to pull out of the other tournament, unfortunately.

Matt (2:51)

I'm sorry to hear you're injured, my friend.

I genuinely, genuinely, genuinely am. But that was too current.

Graham (2:57)

This is how bad it was. This is how bad it was. I had to ask my co-teacher to wipe the whiteboard clean.

That for some reason, that motion was, I wouldn't say I was like, ow, ow, ow, but it was, I was in some discomfort, so she was very helpful.

Matt (3:12)

I'd like to point out, I currently have two regular podcasts I do. Both of them live in the same house, and both of them have ended their right arm in some way or other.

Graham (3:23)

I'm broken, I'm broken.

Matt (3:25)

I said injured, I didn't say broken, I said injured.

Graham (3:29)

I heard what you said, but.

Matt (3:31)

You're trying to say it's not bad. You couldn't do your daily job properly because of an injury. And I respect that.

Graham (3:39)

I don't know. I know Matt's not your strong suit, but I actually have two arms. So I could, of course, wipe the board clean with my left arm.

Stop it!

Chris (3:48)

Stop it!

Matt (3:48)

I'm the one at risk, not you.

Chris (3:50)

Go to your room.

Graham (3:53)

Oh, jeez.

Chris (3:54)

You have been dirty.

Graham (3:56)

Oh.

Chris (3:58)

Yes, you would be, Christopher.

Matt (4:00)

Go and eat your cake I made for you.

Graham (4:05)

Cake at 10 o'clock at night?

Matt (4:07)

Matt's been baking this week. Matt, Chris came home from work on Sunday and found a carrot cake waiting for him. And he woke up Monday morning and found a Victoria's Bund waiting for him.

Matt was baking at 6 a.m. Monday morning. It's been a stressful week at work. We've had the care control people in. Uh, and it's, um, it'd be nice.

Graham (4:32)

Is that like the offset of, uh, chefing?

Matt (4:36)

No, no, no, of care homes, of care homes in general.