Glory Holes, Guitar Guessing & Mushrooms of Mayhem
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
October 2, 2026
The wheel has spoken, the Glory Hole has returned, and unfortunately for Riz, there’s no backing out now.
Speakers Riz, Scott, Rafe, Moon, Lern
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
SPEAKER_1 (0:00)
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Riz (0:34)
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So I spun the wheel, landed on the Glory Hole, and here we are. It's Friday.
Time for me to pay the piper.
It's time for me to get behind the Glory Hole.
Scott (2:35)
It's a little bit of a vestigial tale of the 90s. Okay, it's okay. It's historic.
Riz (2:40)
Listen, if we haven't had the Glory Hole out in a long time.
Scott (2:42)
Yeah, it's dusty.
Riz (2:43)
It is dusty.
Scott (2:44)
It's stained.
Riz (2:45)
That's the old Glory Hole theme song from way back when. It's been sanitized. All right. So I will put my face on one side and you guys will feed items through the Glory Hole on the other side. And I will have to guess what the item is. Again, just using my face. I will be blindfolded and I will be in audio isolation as well.
Rafe (3:04)
And you'll be in hell. I got to move my drinks in case you start flailing around.
Riz (3:07)
Oh, is it going to be that style?
Rafe (3:09)
I don't know. I don't know how sensitive you are.
Riz (3:13)
I'm sensitive. Well, Moon, I'm going to switch spots with you. All right, brother. Let me make sure the...
Oh, that's working. OK, good.
SPEAKER_5 (3:22)
Glory hole and glory and hole and glory hole and glory and hole.
Scott (3:26)
He said no animals.
SPEAKER_7 (3:28)
Does it mean they're living or deceased?
Rafe (3:30)
Well, you know what?
Scott (3:33)
Sometimes you just have to do things without permission. You know, Scott?
Riz (3:36)
Did Moon just leave?
Scott (3:38)
Yeah, I think he's picking something up. Don't worry.
Get the damn... Get everything on.
Riz (3:42)
Nobody's got to run the show.
Scott (3:43)
Yeah. Nobody's running anything. Just...
Riz (3:46)
Is that mic four? Let me turn mic four on here. Okay.
Scott (3:49)
Yes. All right.
Riz (3:50)
All right. You just left the studio. I don't know where you went.
Scott (3:52)
Well, don't worry about where you went.
Moon (3:53)
I'm running the show here, brother.
Riz (3:54)
Well, I needed somebody to run the show, so... I am running it.
Moon (3:57)
I'm running the show. Okay. So how it's going to work is I'm going to grab somebody. Do you already explain this while I was gone?
Riz (4:01)
Yes. Okay.
Moon (4:02)
So I'm going to grab somebody off the phone.
Rafe (4:04)
on channel 25 over here.
Riz (4:07)
Okay. Oh my God.
Moon (4:10)
Look at you too.
Rafe (4:11)
And he's going under. the whole broadcast. I can go right here.
Riz (4:14)
Guys.
Moon (4:15)
You will be listening to...
Riz (4:17)
Watch yourselves. Oh, what's wrong with you?
Scott (4:18)
I don't know. I'm going to blow it in your face.
Riz (4:20)
Watch yourselves, guys.
Moon (4:21)
You will be listening to Rammstein.
Riz (4:23)
I loved it.
Lern (4:24)
Osh zuosh. Okay.
Moon (4:26)
I'm putting them in.
Riz (4:28)
Oh my God.
Lern (4:29)
Just get up there.
Moon (4:30)
Okay. So how we're going to do this is I'm going to grab somebody on the phone. They're going to guess after we give you what the first item is. There's a total of four items. The first item will be given to you, and you will decide whether he's going to get this in three guesses or not.
Okay. Lucas and Bontair, how are you doing, dude? Good morning, everybody. You're doing good. Good morning, brother. Okay. The first item is, and I'll say it because this is one of the ones that I picked.
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