Glory Hole Challenges, Skateboard Dreams & Cheese Blocks of Shame
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
October 2, 2026
The Rizzuto Show is preparing for the Glory Hole Challenge, which is already a sentence nobody involved should be particularly proud of.
Speakers Scott, Riz, Lern, Moon, Rafe
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
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Scott (1:00)
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Riz (2:03)
Hey, all right. Like we're all preparing for the Glory Hole Challenge today.
Lern (2:08)
No, I think it's just you preparing for the Glory Hole.
Riz (2:11)
I'm being given instructions not to touch cardboard cutout. Jeff, Moon's missing the isolation headphones.
Moon (2:16)
Someone has touched my things.
Riz (2:18)
Maybe you misplaced them.
Moon (2:19)
That's not what I do.
Lern (2:20)
Yeah, let's gaslight you into thinking you've misplaced them. This is your fault.
Moon (2:24)
There's one or two places.
Rafe (2:25)
We did.
Moon (2:26)
That's how I live my life.
Riz (2:27)
One of two places. Who would come in and steal them?
Lern (2:29)
Josh McNeil.
Riz (2:31)
Video Josh?
Lern (2:32)
He likes to stash things in his office.
Scott (2:34)
He loves headphones.
Riz (2:35)
While he is saving up for the winter.
Lern (2:37)
That's right. He's nesting.
Riz (2:40)
He's collecting things to save up for the winter.
Moon (2:43)
Why are they gone?
Riz (2:44)
Well, nobody comes in here.
Lern (2:46)
Josh comes in here.
Riz (2:48)
I mean, Donnie.
Lern (2:50)
Donnie doesn't want our stuff.
Moon (2:51)
Yeah, Donnie.
Lern (2:52)
He's got his own crap.
Moon (2:55)
I would never leave my stuff in Donnie's way. Donnie would only touch something if it was in his way.
Lern (3:01)
He's here somewhere.
Scott (3:03)
I did see Marshall, our engineer, he got into skateboarding recently and he's been listening to headphones.
Lern (3:07)
He's in skateboarding? That's tight.
Riz (3:09)
Never too old. No.
No, that is you're too old to get into skateboarding.
Lern (3:13)
Can you imagine Marshall on a skateboard? I want to see that.
Moon (3:16)
I can.
Lern (3:17)
Yes, I can.
Moon (3:17)
That's the visual joke that a lovely man.
Riz (3:19)
I can picture Marshall dropping in.
Moon (3:21)
Listen, the audience isn't really on board on that.
Riz (3:23)
Listen, I think we've discussed this before, skateboarding, there is a time when it's too late to start.
Moon (3:31)
Oh my gosh, yeah. I think it's like 18 I think if you don't start early, you're not going to be as good as everybody else. I tried when I was like 15 or 16 and I rolled my ankle once. And that was it? Oh dude, it was Peter Griffin to the max. I hit the floor and I just knew.
I can't do this. I can't dedicate the time to this and music and get good at either.
Riz (3:54)
We had a couple of kids in high school that were skateboarders. Man, when they'd be cruising around, they would look cool as hell.
Moon (4:00)
Oh, it is cool, dude.
Riz (4:02)
One dude had a long board. I'm like, oh, there's long boards too?
Moon (4:05)
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