Give Me The Big Unit All Day

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Lern (1:06)

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Rizz (1:09)

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Moon (1:12)

All right, let's hit it.

Rizz (1:15)

Little listener discretion is advised.

Lern (1:21)

Verudo?

Rizz (1:33)

Why are you shaking your head?

Lern (1:35)

Don't talk to me about what I'm doing over here, OK?

Rizz (1:37)

What do you mean?

Lern (1:38)

I don't know. You guys listen so great.

Rizz (1:39)

You're in my periphery.

Rafe (1:41)

Periphery.

Lern (1:42)

Honestly, I got so much mucus draining down my throat right now. It's a freaking nightmare.

Rafe (1:46)

Oh, no.

Scott (1:47)

Lucky.

Rizz (1:48)

Oh, we're a, dude, we're a three ponytail show today.

Lern (1:51)

Yeah.

Scott (1:51)

This is awesome.

Rizz (1:54)

Scott's got his hair in a ponytail. Rafe's got his hair in a ponytail. Look at this guy.

SPEAKER_8 (1:58)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_7 (1:58)

Look at you, dude. You guys look sweet.

SPEAKER_8 (1:59)

Dude, your pony looks red.

SPEAKER_9 (2:01)

Steven Seagal.

Rizz (2:02)

Yeah.

Lern (2:03)

It's Steven Seagal Thursday, everybody. Welcome.

Rizz (2:06)

Black t-shirt.

Rafe (2:06)

It's out for Justice Thursday.

It's Hard to Kill Thursday. It's Under Siege Thursday.

Rizz (2:12)

Dude, we look like henchmen.

Rafe (2:13)

It's Fire Down Below Thursday. We are all about to get killed by the main star of the next Jason Statham movie.

SPEAKER_7 (2:19)

Do we not look like henchmen? You do.

Lern (2:21)

Go collect cars outside.

SPEAKER_7 (2:23)

Amazing.

SPEAKER_6 (2:23)

Oh, my gosh.

Rafe (2:25)

We do look like guys that are definitely going to die in the first act of the movie.

Rizz (2:29)

Well, I'm cutting my hair tomorrow, so.

Lern (2:31)

How short?

Rizz (2:32)

I don't know.

Rafe (2:33)

Yeah. Broccoli cut?

Lern (2:35)

Go drastic.

Rizz (2:35)

Oh, broccoli cut, yes.

Lern (2:37)

Do it so the kids stop, because it's so stupid.

Rizz (2:41)

Should I be the first adult to get a broccoli cut?

SPEAKER_6 (2:43)

You could single-handedly ruin it for them.

Lern (2:45)

Prominent adults need to start getting broccoli cut so the kids get a different do.

Rafe (2:48)

Yeah, you could start a movement.

Broccoli's out. I saw an old man at Costco with a broccoli cut.

SPEAKER_7 (2:55)

It's out.

Rizz (2:56)

Once the adults start doing the broccoli head, it's over.

SPEAKER_6 (2:59)

Why are you guys so against the Utes?

SPEAKER_7 (3:01)

I'm not.

Lern (3:01)

I love the Utes, but they look ridiculous. And they all look the same. Patrick Mahomes did it like three years ago. It's out. Find something for your kids. You're good enough to do that.

Rizz (3:10)

And you know what? When we were younger, the adults were saying our haircuts were dumb.

SPEAKER_7 (3:13)

Right.

SPEAKER_6 (3:14)

And that wasn't cool. They were...

Rafe (3:17)

Yeah, but looking back, our little middle butt parts were pretty uncool.

SPEAKER_6 (3:21)

Our middle...

SPEAKER_7 (3:22)

The Devin Salwa? The butt cuts? The butt cuts were not as cool as we thought they were.

SPEAKER_6 (3:26)

The butt cut is back, by the way.

SPEAKER_7 (3:27)

Have you been in a high school recently? The down-the-middle part?

Rizz (3:29)

Is that what that's called?

Rafe (3:30)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_8 (3:31)

Did Jonathan Taylor tell us?

SPEAKER_7 (3:32)

What's a butt cut? The butt cut.

Rafe (3:33)

It's just like a butt crack in the middle of your head.

Scott (3:35)

It's like Leonardo DiCaprio's haircut.

SPEAKER_8 (3:36)

Can you show me?

Rizz (3:37)

Can you show me? Is Leonardo DiCaprio from Romeo and Juliet?

Lern (3:40)

Yeah.

Scott (3:40)

Yeah, probably.

Lern (3:41)

Yeah, like the bowl cut with the middle part, essentially.

SPEAKER_6 (3:45)

I'm telling you, it is bad.

Rafe (3:46)