Giggling about swans, sleepovers, and school dances

Hannah Berner (0:15)

Did you press record?

Yep. Okay, Grace isn't here right now, so we have to triple check everything, because if we mess up, she's going to kill us. We're so scared right now. Hello, my, oh my god, people, I love when they send me stuff. My grilled cheese gigglers, let's go.

Paige DeSorbo (0:30)

I like that one. I just want to do a PSA really quickly before we get into anything.

Yes. There is, in fact, multiple registry apps.

Hannah Berner (0:42)

We're getting tagged up the wazoo.

Paige DeSorbo (0:45)

We've got wishful, we've got giftful.

SPEAKER_1 (0:50)

I mean, I've never been inundated in my DMs more over a topic.

Hannah Berner (0:56)

Also, people were like, Amazon wishlist, ever heard of it, Paige DeSorbo?

Paige DeSorbo (1:00)

No, I'm literally, I was like, I have a great idea.

Hannah Berner (1:02)

Your face is on the top of it. Also, can we bring back up the wazoo?

Paige DeSorbo (1:09)

I wasn't aware that it left.

Hannah Berner (1:12)

I got my hair dyed again today, but it's not the color we agreed upon.

Paige DeSorbo (1:17)

Yeah, I'm no better than a man because I didn't notice.

Hannah Berner (1:20)

Well, I just got my roots, but-

Paige DeSorbo (1:21)

Honey, we want fire engine.

Hannah Berner (1:24)

So this sounds so bougie, and sorry I have my Invisalign in. Let me know if I should take it out. But I have hair extensions that my Glam team uses. I feel like I'm Erica Jane right now.

And they basically were like, if you dye your hair a different red, we can't use your extensions. And they were like, if you dye your hair, you have to dye your extensions too. And I was like, this is too much admin for me.

So then I obviously forgot to bring extensions. And I was like, just fucking do it normally. But I go to this place, I sit down, and what I always do is I show them the formula on my phone. I've never had an issue.

Paige DeSorbo (1:59)

The formula of the color?

Hannah Berner (2:02)

Yeah.

Paige DeSorbo (2:02)

Okay. How did you get that?

Hannah Berner (2:04)

My girl gave it to me. I was like, if you're in a pinch. And it honestly looks like really hard algebra.

They're women in STEM, all of them.

Paige DeSorbo (2:15)

The ammonium phyglockylate, like, yeah.

Hannah Berner (2:18)

Yeah, and then it's like 7C8 divided by times pi. They look at it, they don't even take a screen shot. They're just like, got it. And I'm like, I don't think you did.

Paige DeSorbo (2:25)

I would trust a hairstylist to do open heart surgery on me. Like, truly.

Hannah Berner (2:33)

I don't know what's in the ether with me, but this person looks at it and they go, this doesn't make sense. And I'm like, every time I deal with someone, it's their first time on earth.

Paige DeSorbo (2:44)

They always have a thing.

Hannah Berner (2:45)

And I go, I'm not trying to start drama, but I'm like, I have showed this to maybe nine different hairstylists, and they've all been like, yes, and they did it. And the guy was like, I'll be right back. Gone for 30 minutes.

Comes back, he's like, you pressed highlights. Highlights takes two hours, but you actually want a single process, and that doesn't take that long. So you booked the wrong appointment. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I didn't know what to say. I'm so sorry. So he's like over me at this point. And I'm like, he's going back and forth with me. He's like, do you think it's a B instead of a C? And I was like, that's above my pay grade. Like, I'm not gonna, I also am afraid if you change one thing, like I'm gonna come out blue. And then I'm sitting there being like, the Gigglers are gonna kill me. Like I found myself in this situation again. And he was like, is it okay if I don't use Redken?

And I was like, I think someone didn't use Redken before and it'll be okay. He goes, okay. He leaves. I'm like, I'm in my Botox appointment all over again.

Like the universe puts you right in the same place. Granted, it came out great, but I'm like, I didn't learn anything. A thing.

Paige DeSorbo (3:50)

Well, I was just gonna say, and how'd you find this place, Hannah?

Hannah Berner (3:54)

You know, it's actually a very well-established place, but I mean, I did like randomly book him. That was on me. That was on me. And it was like a last second booking.