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Giggling about stylists, serial killers, and sanity

Giggly Squad

August 7, 2026

Hannah is a little too caffeinated and Paige is mentally preparing for fashion week. shop summer merch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Speakers: Paige DeSorbo, Hannah Berner

Topics: Comedy

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:12)
I mean, the day just got away from me.

**Hannah Berner** (0:15)
Hello, my glorious Gigglers.
Literally got on. So it's me, Paige, and Grace, and Grace is on the phone. She literally gave me PTSD of like when your mom's on the phone, and you're like, Mom, Mom, Mom. She's like, What? And you're like, I forgot.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:30)
She put one finger up like, Mommy's on the phone.

**Hannah Berner** (0:34)
Wait, why do I remember? Where was I? Where like I had a fake phone or something, and you kept trying to talk to me, and I kept being like, hold on one second.
Oh, that was a photo shoot we did. You were so annoyed with me, and I couldn't stop.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:47)
If we were kids together, you would have annoyed me at so many different. I think that's why we became friends later in life, because I would have been like nonsense.

**Hannah Berner** (0:57)
No, I would have annoyed you, but then you would have been bored as fuck without me. Yeah. Like, fine, I'll hang out with Hannah even though she's a little annoying.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:04)
You know what's funny is like people in my everyday life will bring you up, which is like the joy of my life. And they'll always say the same thing like, wow, you and Hannah, you really think that Hannah is funny, don't you?
I'm like, okay, has no one ever seen someone with a best friend before? I'm not the first person you've ever seen have a best friend. Like people are like, I think maybe because it's my personality, like they're so shocked that I could love someone.

**Hannah Berner** (1:38)
Well, like, unconditional love is real.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:40)
Yeah, it is.

**Hannah Berner** (1:41)
Also, it's giving their jealous that I have your attention.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:45)
I think that's what it is. They're like, we can't believe she's.

**Hannah Berner** (1:48)
You chose her over me.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:51)
I'm like, she's the best.

**Hannah Berner** (1:52)
You chose Donkey Girl.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:55)
I feel like you were going to say something.

**Hannah Berner** (1:57)
Oh, yeah. So yesterday, we get a call. This is the thing, Paige and I are in business together, which I forget all the time. Like, a lawyer will hit me up and be like, what does Paige think? And I'm like, who?
And I'm like, oh, you want us to give you. OK, let me I was I was on the phone with her just now, but we were talking about not business.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:21)
Sometimes I respond to e-mails and it's literally the sentences. If Hannah wants to, I will like that. And I'm like, I'm a grown woman. And I'm like, if my friend's going, I'll go.

**Hannah Berner** (2:34)
So I get a call from like a ton of people on a team of something, whatever.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:39)
The other day, someone e-mails me and they were like, do you want to go to the US Open? And I go, I don't know. Look at Hannah's schedule. She's in charge of us at the US Open.

**Hannah Berner** (2:50)
Oh, the US Open, that's me, which I'm going to get into as well. I want to tell the Gigglers what to do for the US Open.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:55)
And I return the favor by sending you my Fashion Week schedule. I'm like, anything that you'd like to accompany. You know, like we have our things.

**Hannah Berner** (3:04)
Wait, am I allowed to go with you?

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:06)
Well, I don't know if everything you can go with. Some of them are really hard invites.

**Hannah Berner** (3:11)
They were like, which fashion shows do you want to go to? And I was like, I could tag along. Well, I actually didn't say it.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:18)
Well, that's why I sent you that list of places that I'm trying to go to. So if there were any that you wanted to come with me, you had the list of places.

**Hannah Berner** (3:29)
Okay, I actually haven't looked at that list yet.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:30)
It's okay.

**Hannah Berner** (3:31)
Oh, yeah, so I get this call. It's all these people, and they're like, we're trying to get Paige. We can't get Paige. And then I was like, oh, let me call her. Like, she probably won't pick up for you guys, but she'll pick up for me.
And then I was like, no, she would pick up this like important call. So then I start calling people around you. Yeah, I'll find one thing about me. I'll find Paige.

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