Giggling about scoliosis, sex life, and sore losers

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:15)
Are we recording?

**Hannah Berner** (0:16)
Yeah, we're recording.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:17)
Yeah.

**Hannah Berner** (0:18)
Like, are you having sex right now?

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:20)
Me?

**Hannah Berner** (0:21)
Yeah. No, the reason I'm asking that...

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:22)
A phenomenal question.

**Hannah Berner** (0:23)
You know what I mean, like with the mouth?

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:25)
Yeah.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:26)
Who's sm-

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:27)
Who's?

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:29)
I wish we were recording.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:30)
We are recording. Okay, so...

**Hannah Berner** (0:33)
So, one, we're making little jokes during sex because we're two comedians just being silly. And I laugh, he takes his hand and puts it over my face.
And that's us being crazy.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:44)
Kiki Palmer just did this whole... She did like an interview with someone, or maybe it was even on her podcast. She was talking to someone, and she was like, I don't give off sex immediately.
And when I'm having sex, I want it to be like fun and funny, and like, it's hot in here.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:00)
And like stuff like that.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:02)
She was like, and I feel like, that's why I have a hard time. Like, what are you laughing about?

**Hannah Berner** (1:07)
I think it's because, like, let's be honest, sex is awkward.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:10)
So we get the giggles.

**Hannah Berner** (1:11)
So we giggling. But he's annoying because like, he'll like do some impression or something, and I'm like laughing. But then when I do something weird, he's like, can we please be serious? You guys are doing impressions?

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:20)
Interpretation?

**Hannah Berner** (1:22)
Look.
I don't know, but comedians, we have intimacy issues. So in that moment, instead of just being like, we also are also, you know what I do? I'll like pretend to be sexy. So I'll be like, I've been thinking about you all day. You smell so good. He'll be like, please stop doing that. And then I'm like laughing and I'll be like, I like how you're looking at me. Like that kind of shit.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:45)
Okay, so let's just say on an average, because everyone's different and everyone's schedule is different.

**Hannah Berner** (1:50)
You love getting to my sex life right now?

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:51)
What's the average, not even yours, that you think a married couple-

**Hannah Berner** (1:56)
Oh, good question.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:57)
Is not having sex, making love, once every six months.

**Hannah Berner** (2:02)
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:04)
Like not just.

**Hannah Berner** (2:06)
Because when you're married, when you're fucking, that's gotta count too.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:10)
No, it totally counts. I'm saying how often- Sorry, I haven't seen you in person.

**Hannah Berner** (2:17)
I feel like-

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:18)
With the mouth?

**Hannah Berner** (2:19)
Well, you haven't.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:19)
No, I haven't.

**Hannah Berner** (2:20)
It's crazy. It's crazy.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:26)
It's so much crazy.

**Hannah Berner** (2:30)
I'm so upset because I gave myself a pep talk last night. It was like, it's getting so much better. We've seen so much improvement. And I just sat down and Paige was like, holy fuck, this is way worse than we thought.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:41)
No, your upper lip looks so good. It looks like you got lip injection.

**Hannah Berner** (2:44)
This is what happened. One of the comments is like, Hannah, for the love of God, please put a lip tint on before you record the pod. Oh, because they don't like my pale lips.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:54)
I told you to get those milk jelly ones, which I love.

**Hannah Berner** (2:57)
Yeah, this is a side note, but these lip tints, they're always too like bright pink.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:01)
Yes, like Barbie.

**Hannah Berner** (3:03)
Yeah, can we please make like a...

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:04)
You need like the clinique.

**Hannah Berner** (3:05)
A mocha, a little amber, like a cool tone. Anyway, so I put it on the lip tint today, but I went, like I tried to overline it with the lip tint, and then it looked like I sucked a rocket...

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:19)
Popsicle.

**Hannah Berner** (3:20)
Popsicle. Like I was just a kid whose parents forgot about them for like three hours and was like hyped up, and it was just red all over, so I put concealer as like a mustache. And honestly, it kind of...

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:31)
No, it actually looked really good.

**Hannah Berner** (3:34)
It was kind of working. But Paige, you know that I'm still... You guys know I'm trying to act, so I've like been auditioning.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:40)
Yeah. Well...