Giggling about scammers, skincare, and seafood

Paige DeSorbo (0:12)

I mean, the day just got away from me.

Hannah Berner (0:15)

Hello, my gondola gigglers. Hello.

Someone DM'd me, that wasn't from...

Paige DeSorbo (0:21)

Your own brain.

Hannah Berner (0:22)

That wasn't from my own creative brain.

Paige DeSorbo (0:24)

Sorry we're a little late today.

Hannah Berner (0:27)

What's our excuse?

Paige DeSorbo (0:28)

Well, I was just trying to think of it.

Hannah Berner (0:29)

Well, it's time change, and because I went out to eat last night, like on a double date.

Paige DeSorbo (0:36)

Hannah went out to dinner, and then you played paddle this morning.

Hannah Berner (0:40)

And then this morning I'd paddle, because I'm a retired old man.

Paige DeSorbo (0:45)

So that was really important.

Hannah Berner (0:46)

I'm so sweaty. Okay, my paddle, we planned this two weeks in advance. It was 10 a.m. on Friday.

Paige DeSorbo (0:52)

Wait, your mouth looks good today. Wow.

Hannah Berner (0:59)

It's better, but it's...

Paige DeSorbo (1:00)

It's getting so much better.

Hannah Berner (1:02)

I know it's not good, because I'm still getting, people be laughing with me, and then they give me that a little longer extended look. Okay, that was a little weird.

Paige DeSorbo (1:10)

Well, you can't laugh. You can just smile.

Hannah Berner (1:12)

But all I wanna do is laugh. It's my passion on this planet. I am obsessed with my TikTok algorithm, because I opened it up this morning. And the first thing was this girl being like, woke up feeling like Paige DeSorbo, and then in parentheses, it said, I have a UTI.

And it was Natalie, I think her name was Natalie Benson. I wanna give credit, word credit to do, was it?

Paige DeSorbo (1:37)

We.

Hannah Berner (1:38)

Yes, iconic.

Paige DeSorbo (1:39)

Yeah, I know Natalie Benson. I was like, oh, I was like, wait, that's my friend, but it's not my friend, but I know we're on TikTok.

Hannah Berner (1:47)

I love that I don't have a, I don't know the weed girl that never came up for me.

Paige DeSorbo (1:51)

Well, she's pregnant right now.

Hannah Berner (1:53)

Speaking of weed, Des and I just called an Uber. Normally I called Uber, but when he calls the Uber, it's like chaos. And I don't know why, I'm like, where is it? Interesting.

Yeah, like I know where it is. He's, it's chaos.

Paige DeSorbo (2:04)

That's funny because I would, I never let you call the Uber.

Hannah Berner (2:08)

Well, yeah, cause I've, I lost trust from you because I was getting us Camrys.

Paige DeSorbo (2:14)

No, Hannah, I wish you were getting us Camrys. You were getting us clown cars, literal two-seaters. I was like, hello, I have a long leg.

Hannah Berner (2:26)

I know I have my nubby legs, they fit in anything. I'm good with Uber because I never drive, so like it's my only thing I know.

And I was rushing and I was like, is that our car? And he just was like, yes. So both me and him open up this car. This man is sitting there smoking weed in his car. He jumps up like we're the police.

And he's like, whoa, whoa. And we're like, sorry, wrong car. Shut the door.

Paige DeSorbo (2:54)

Oh, I thought it was going to be the driver.

Hannah Berner (2:57)

No, I fully was about to do a citizen's arrest. And I said, just don't smoke cigarettes. Cigarettes are bad for you.

Paige DeSorbo (3:04)

Weed is legal.

Hannah Berner (3:06)

Imagine you're just smoking weed in your car in the morning. It sounds amazing. Just starting your day off, 10 a.m. on a Friday, starting the weekend early, and two random fuckers jolt in your car and go, is this for Hannah?

Paige DeSorbo (3:18)

Oh, my God. The paranoia.

Hannah Berner (3:21)

Oh, my God. He's probably still shaking. I scared myself.

Paige DeSorbo (3:26)

OK, so you had an eventful morning. You're like...

Hannah Berner (3:28)

Oh, I'm done for the day, though. When I have an eventful morning, like after this, I'm showering, I'm putting on my Hannah tee, I'm taking a meeting or two, and then I'm... Butter and I are passing out.

Paige DeSorbo (3:40)

I never do this. First of all, I talked yesterday for like six hours straight about myself to all different people. So like I'm...

SPEAKER_3 (3:48)

Oh, my God.

Paige DeSorbo (3:50)

I can't hear myself talk anymore. Like, I can't hear another single thing be about me. And I never do this. But I was in LA and I've never been to Newport. And so I was like, I'm going to take the weekend and like go on a little trip.