Giggling about robbers, ringworm, and riffing

Hannah Berner (0:15)

Hello, my guava gigglers. Good news, it's a morning pod, so shit's about to go down.

Are you texting? By the way, she's been yelling at me all morning. She's like, I want to record a Hannah. She literally wrote to the group text, Hannah. Like you yelled at me in the group, Hannah. It was 10.01. She went, Hannah, and now you're texting when we start.

Paige DeSorbo (0:41)

I just have so much going on.

Hannah Berner (0:43)

Oh, yeah, you do have a photo shoot tonight.

Paige DeSorbo (0:45)

And I took a red eye on Saturday night. So like I'm messed. I'll never recover until next weekend.

Hannah Berner (0:52)

If I do a red eye, I'm out for the month.

Paige DeSorbo (0:54)

No, I literally... Can I tell you, I haven't had a... No, I can't say that because I just got back from Newport.

Hannah Berner (1:00)

I know, but you've been going too hard, and I know I've been worried about you, and I'm your only real friend.

Paige DeSorbo (1:06)

Yeah, you are.

Hannah Berner (1:06)

I'm the only one who's been bringing it up to you. Everyone else is yes people around you.

Paige DeSorbo (1:10)

Yes, everyone's like, yeah, add another day, add another day. Hannah's like, take a nap. I'm like, she's the only one that cares about me.

Hannah Berner (1:16)

I'm the only one, because I know you love glam, but too many consecutive days of glam is not good for your pores.

Paige DeSorbo (1:22)

No, and then I'm so excited to get micro-needling on Saturday. I accidentally get, Hannah FaceTimes me yesterday, to bring up something serious. I go, I'm kind of dealing with a lot already. What do you want to say to me?

Hannah Berner (1:37)

I love how we tell stories to the gigglers. We're at dinner, and there's a friend. I'm like, tell them about, tell them about.

No, I'm so excited to FaceTime you on a Sunday. Like, that's the best time to FaceTime, and you're in a mood.

Paige DeSorbo (1:49)

I'm in such a mood.

Hannah Berner (1:50)

Your nose is red, and you go, I can't even think right now? I can't riff with you?

Paige DeSorbo (1:56)

I couldn't even riff.

Hannah Berner (1:58)

You couldn't riff? That's how I knew it was bad. You couldn't riff.

Paige DeSorbo (2:01)

No.

Hannah Berner (2:02)

But then I warmed you up, and you were fine, but at first, you had that, like, when a kid falls and looks at you, like.

Paige DeSorbo (2:08)

What's my next move?

Hannah Berner (2:10)

You're like, should I cry? And I'm like, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Paige DeSorbo (2:15)

Because there's certain things about my personality that I can count on no matter what. And it's like, I never lose things. I'm always on time. Like, so when one of those things goes awry. What is that life like?

Hannah Berner (2:32)

You never lose things. I've never found anything.

Paige DeSorbo (2:36)

You know, my dad called me the other day because he's, I have his personality, which like, I just like, can't believe it. He calls me the other day. He's like, you're never gonna guess. I had freaking lost something. I go, come on.

I go, come on, dad. He goes, I know. And you're the only person that gets as upset as I do. I go, I can't have that. You gotta find it.

Hannah Berner (3:03)

That's like when my mom or does like, take the wrong direction somewhere, cause they're my directional sherpas.

Paige DeSorbo (3:08)

Yeah.

Hannah Berner (3:08)

So when they take a wrong turn, I'm like, I'm, what am I supposed to do now?

Paige DeSorbo (3:13)

You're like, well, I don't know. Okay, so I Saturday, first of all, I was in Newport, the Southern California girls, were you gonna tell the rest of the country that you're living like that? Like it's not a real place. It's like whatever. So I'm like out and about, like walking around, seeing the sights. I put sunscreen on and then I get back to the hotel and I'm like, I have a sunburn.

I'm like, how could I possibly gotten a sunburn? I prepare for things like this. So anyway, I'm like, maybe it'll get better. So I like doing all my face masks. I'm getting aloe gel and putting it on. I'm like, I have to get microneedling on Tuesday. They're not going to let me get it. Sure enough, I text the girl and I'm like, I have a little sunburn. She goes, I'll see you in two weeks. Like we can't do this. And I waited all summer to get my last microneedling.