Giggling about reunions, raccoons, and full frontal

Paige DeSorbo (0:00)

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Hannah Berner (0:51)

I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home, but you have to be aware of.

Paige DeSorbo (0:57)

Like so many people have my location.

Hannah Berner (0:59)

And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone, I'm home.

Paige DeSorbo (1:03)

And if your friend doesn't text you, oh, you got home, you're calling the FBI.

Hannah Berner (1:08)

Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. Even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on, you're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

Paige DeSorbo (1:21)

Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

Hannah Berner (1:24)

And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So once you get in, you have this private space. It's actually just yours.

Paige DeSorbo (1:33)

And you know, I love alone time. And I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

Hannah Berner (1:37)

Especially after being social. Like I love everyone, but like...

Paige DeSorbo (1:40)

Please nobody speak to me.

Hannah Berner (1:41)

Like give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature.

There's no compromising. And you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts. You ignore it all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

Paige DeSorbo (1:55)

And that's the thing. It's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

Hannah Berner (2:02)

And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

Paige DeSorbo (2:05)

Which truly women deserve.

Hannah Berner (2:07)

We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

Paige DeSorbo (2:10)

Yeah. I mean, put that on a t-shirt for real.

Hannah Berner (2:13)

And obviously safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer. There's something refreshing and having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

Paige DeSorbo (2:22)

And we spend enough of our lives being on.

Hannah Berner (2:25)

Exactly.

Paige DeSorbo (2:26)

We don't need to be on in the car.

Hannah Berner (2:28)

Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around to, download the Waymo app and use code GIGGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You could check out the full terms in the app.

Paige DeSorbo (2:40)

We love a discount.

Hannah Berner (2:41)

And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/giggly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

Paige DeSorbo (2:47)

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Hannah Berner (3:39)

Hello, my gastronomical Gigglers. So I want to apologize to the Academy for apologizing to the Academy because the Academy came back and said, real gigglers are not mad at you for talking about your butthole.

Paige DeSorbo (3:53)

Let it go. Oh my God.