Giggling about pregnancy, pearadise, and pink trauma

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:02)
What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.

**Hannah Berner** (0:05)
Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:12)
I mean, the day just got away from me.

**Hannah Berner** (0:15)
Hello, my gratifying Gigglers. We have so much to talk about today. I'm like, I have like a notebook out.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:22)
You're bursting.

**Hannah Berner** (0:23)
The docket is crazy.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:25)
We were on FaceTime last night. We had to hang up.

**Hannah Berner** (0:28)
That was so sad.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:30)
It was actually sad.

**Hannah Berner** (0:32)
We were like vibing, and then I was like coming up with more shit. And at some point Paige was like, stop. We need to save this for the Gigglers.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:39)
We're going to have no content. We've just laughed about it all.

**Hannah Berner** (0:43)
Do you realize Giggly Squad is actual therapy for us? Because I actually stopped doing therapy a couple months ago because I was busy.
But you know in therapy you're doing well and you just complain to your therapist about how you're so busy and how the therapy is stressing you out. And then you're like, I think you're the problem.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:02)
I didn't think we were going to get this deep this quickly. And it's also like 10 a.m. on a Monday. We're under a minute in. Wait, I have something witchy I want to say too.

**Hannah Berner** (1:10)
Okay, okay.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:12)
One of the reasons I think that in my 20s, I would go on and off with therapy so much is, which is different than in my early 30s. My early 30s, it's like, I really am so busy. Like, I'm fucking up your schedule with your other clients because of me. Like, let's take a minute. Let's take a beat for a couple months.
In my early 20s, I would fall off because I, which now I can recognize, I didn't think my problems were big enough to take up someone's time one hour during the week. Like, I felt guilty getting on a Zoom and being like, I really didn't have any childhood trauma. Like, I felt-

**Hannah Berner** (1:55)
No, you were like, my friend wore a halter top after she saw me wearing a halter top.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:01)
I felt shame of like, you don't have any issues.

**Hannah Berner** (2:07)
But you're supporting a small business regardless.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:11)
Correct. It didn't take me till my early 30s to be like that, you need to be in therapy for that thought alone.

**Hannah Berner** (2:18)
My problem was the opposite. I couldn't afford therapy in my 20s until I couldn't afford not to. And then every session, I would, period, write that down. Every session, I would be like, is this worth $200?
And then I would start needing therapy to be like, I'm stressed about if this is worth it, because I need to pay rent. And $600, what, $800 a therapy a month?

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:46)
Yeah, that's a lot. It's a lot.

**Hannah Berner** (2:48)
A thing came out that it's now stylish to like not brush your hair. And now I'm starting to feel like people are just like-

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:55)
Coming for your brand?

**Hannah Berner** (2:56)
Coming for my brand.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:58)
I mean, I grew my hair out.

**Hannah Berner** (2:59)
You grew, look, we have the same hair right now.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:01)
We have the same hair.

**Hannah Berner** (3:03)
We have the same hair. We're merging into the same person.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:07)
We're becoming one.

**Hannah Berner** (3:08)
And the Gigglers still have not gotten a firm answer from you on the socks and sandals outfit. I keep getting tagged.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:16)
What socks and sandals outfit?

**Hannah Berner** (3:19)
I wore that like brown outfit with socks and sandals to today's show, and I don't think you commented, and the Gigglers are kind of upset because they don't know which way to go.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:28)
Okay. I apologize.
I can't come up with something witty every time my friend posts.

**Hannah Berner** (3:35)
I had a press tour. It was a lot of stuff to keep up with.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:38)
I love socks and a heel like that. I think it's cunt. That's the only word I can describe. It's just cunty. And there is something about it that feels British.

**Hannah Berner** (3:49)
Okay. Yes, because it's rainy, so you have to wear a sock when you go out. I do have to warn people though, like a sock with a heel. You're slipping.
I almost tore my ACL three times.