Giggling about Paige’s dog, doing dishes, and interventions

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:11)
I mean, the day just got away from me.

**Hannah Berner** (0:15)
Hello, my gregarious Gigglers. I've said that one.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:20)
Yeah, sometimes I say things out loud, and I think, am I a doomsday prepper?

**Hannah Berner** (0:25)
No.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:26)
Because that just actually worried me. That actually just made me really nervous.

**Hannah Berner** (0:29)
Before the pod, we need a before-the-pod pod. No.
Because I can't review it every time.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:36)
I think it's just Grace doing a solo pod, and it's before the pod. And she's like, this is what they said before we hit record. And it was scary.

**Hannah Berner** (0:45)
Paige was like, can I record this Zoom with one bar? And I'm like, no, no.
So she's like, okay. I was like, do you have AA batteries? Because I know myself, I don't just have AA batteries lying around. She goes, I do. And she like pulls out some pink batteries. I'm just kidding. But you have, you pull out, what is it called? Your...

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:05)
My drill?

**Hannah Berner** (1:06)
Your drill. You have a pink drill. You have batteries. You love putting things together.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:11)
I've emasculated so many men just based on my battery collection.

**Hannah Berner** (1:15)
Why do you have so many batteries?

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:18)
I haven't met a man that has a toolbox compared to mine in years.

**Hannah Berner** (1:24)
How proud is Gary?

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:26)
My dad, oh.

**Hannah Berner** (1:27)
He loves it.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:28)
He loves when I... Okay, the other day, I'm at Joe's house, and I'm like, I hate this room. Like, I just hate this room. I can't look at it anymore. Like, it's just so boyish and bland and whatever. I'm like, you have no color. You have no life.
And so I was like, I'm rearranging the couch. And he was like, totally. Do whatever you want. I will help you do anything. And I'm like, okay, cool. So like five minutes later, he's like, I have to take a quick phone call. I'm going to go upstairs. Like, he goes upstairs.
I'm like, I could fucking do this. I rearranged the entire room. I threw out everything from his bookshelves. I ordered like art. I ordered chairs. I ordered a rug. I'm just like, if I want something done, I'm doing it.

**Hannah Berner** (2:16)
Very lesbian coded of you. The fact that you were able to take out your drill, rearrange your whole room. Like, they get shit done, and the lesbian allegations continue today.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:24)
He came down from his call. He goes, whoa.
He goes, you moved this by yourself? I go, in 10 minutes. In 10 minutes. I found three of Kitty's toys under here, and she is happy.

**Hannah Berner** (2:35)
By the way, Paige is tiny. Like, if you meet her in person, you're like, oh my God, she's like, it's my mom. And this, she's lifting a sectional five-seater.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:45)
I'll drag anything.
You give me your arch nemesis, I'll fucking drag her, bitch. That and a cloud couch.

**Hannah Berner** (2:57)
So I know our cloud couch is worth it.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:59)
Wait, can we bring something up?

**Hannah Berner** (3:02)
Because I found myself on a Reddit thread.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:05)
I think they are the most vile couch to ever exist. And here's the other thing, Joe has a dog. And let's just take a moment of silence for that.

**Hannah Berner** (3:15)
Wait, wait, wait. Are we announcing it to the bod?

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:19)
That Joe is a dog? Yeah. I mean, I guess. It's just like something I've been living with silently.

**Hannah Berner** (3:24)
No, she's been suffering in silence.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:27)
This dog is up my asshole, okay?

**Hannah Berner** (3:30)
The dog loves Paige. The dog sees Paige and the dog goes, that's my mother. And Paige is like, we're not blood related.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:37)
We have no relation. I don't know you. I wasn't there the day you got taken home. I have no connection to you.

**Hannah Berner** (3:46)
We were adding a character to the Giggly Universe right now. Do you want to introduce his name? We can't just call him the dog, or we can.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:53)
No, he is the dog. Also his name, I'm like, when I met him, I go, really? That's what they named you?

**Hannah Berner** (4:05)
So that was the biggest issue we've been dealing with.

**Paige DeSorbo** (4:09)
Well, the biggest issue is really when I had to tell Kitty about it.
And she was like, what? She was an intruder. Here's the thing, you never get a preview of what your children could be like, and that is scary and sad to me. I wish you could get a 30 second teaser once they tell you you're pregnant, they're like, and this is what your child would be like. I feel like I do have a small snippet into the future watching Daphne, because the way she's made this dog her absolute bitch is like, she does things and I'm proud. She bullies him, and I'm like, stand your ground.