Giggling about networking, nervous stomachs, and tough mudders

Paige DeSorbo (0:16)

What's up, my gorgeous Gigglers?

Hannah Berner (0:22)

Okay, she's awake. Paige was like, let's record at 8 a.m. And I'm like, okay, well, I'm tired, you go.

Oh, now you're yawning. Now you're yawning. You were so confident. That was a good one. That was a good yawning.

Paige DeSorbo (0:35)

I was so confident. You want to know what?

I don't I don't know what day it is. Like, I didn't have a weekend.

Hannah Berner (0:44)

Fashion Week actually fucked you up. Plus, you were like the face of the NFL because we were a sports podcast.

Paige DeSorbo (0:51)

So wait, what the?

Hannah Berner (0:53)

I think they thought you were a sports reporter. I think they were like, Aaron Andrews went for net.

Paige DeSorbo (1:00)

I was sitting in a box with Jadakiss. So iconic and Jose Alvarado. Yes, the Knicks player. And so, like, I figured, oh, yeah, they're going to take your picture in, like, the merch and, like, where you might put it on, like, the Giants Instagram. And I was like, totally, of course, like, I'll do whatever you need. And really, I got this. I only got the tickets because my brother wanted to go. And so then when I saw the page six video, I was like, wait.

Guys, I think not that big of a deal that I'm at the Giants game. Like, don't give a fuck that I'm at the Giants game.

Hannah Berner (1:37)

I do. I really do. Actually, all the Gigglers were waiting. The best thing about the Gigglers is there's all these sports pages that occasionally will post us.

Paige DeSorbo (1:48)

Or just a woman.

Or just someone that looks like a woman. Anything close to long hair, they freak out. They're really mad about it.

Hannah Berner (2:02)

Then there was the ATP is like the... Sorry, it's so fucking early, you guys.

But I like it when it's early because the thoughts of the day haven't hit me yet. This is our purest form. These are our souls.

Paige DeSorbo (2:16)

Totally.

Hannah Berner (2:19)

This is like when you're supposed to meditate.

Paige DeSorbo (2:21)

I haven't been tainted by anything yet today.

Hannah Berner (2:24)

I haven't checked an email. No one's bothered me.

So yeah, the ATP tour posted all the celebrities, and I was sitting in front of Jaylen Brunson, but it was like, honestly, the best pic I've ever taken, sitting in front of Jaylen Brunson.

Paige DeSorbo (2:38)

No, you looked gorgeous. And you were so unaware of the camera.

Hannah Berner (2:44)

For the first time in my life, by the way.

Paige DeSorbo (2:46)

No, so you can pick up on like, wait, she's just being naturally pretty.

Hannah Berner (2:51)

By the way, I've never not been aware of a camera. The USO was the only time that they were able to catch me in my natural habitato. And I was so into the match. But anyway, the comments, it's 400 gigglers being like, Tag had a fucking burner. And then if anyone said anything like, who is that girl? They go, she played division one tennis, and she deserves to be there.

She deserves to be there.

Paige DeSorbo (3:18)

No, they're so funny.

Hannah Berner (3:21)

It made my life.

Paige DeSorbo (3:23)

Someone like didn't like my shoes. And the gigglers were like, um, she actually planned this outfit, and it's actually perfect for a football game. You wouldn't you don't know what you're talking about.

Hannah Berner (3:34)

There were valid concerns about my outfit with Chelsea Handler at the US Open. I just want to talk about it. Yeah. Now, as you guys know, my truth is admin is not my strong suit. Also, if you listen to the pod and you're a real one, you know, I didn't know I was going to the US Open that day.

I forgot that I told Chelsea Handler, yeah, I'll come to the US Open with you.

Paige DeSorbo (3:54)

You want her to just whip out an entire full Ralph Lauren look?

Hannah Berner (3:57)

I'm not Paige Audi DeSorbo. I don't have a closet full of just, oh, for a US Open night.

Paige DeSorbo (4:05)

She didn't see something on a website in February 2024 and think, one day I'll wear this to the US Open and just have it in her closet.

Hannah Berner (4:12)

So I had an outfit planned for a fashion week party, which if you look at it in that lens, you're like, oh, I could totally see in Soho, Hannah walking in with that.

Paige DeSorbo (4:23)

We couldn't be more different.

Hannah Berner (4:25)