Giggling about nails salons, cysts, and chest hair

**Hannah Berner** (0:15)
Hello, my glacial Gigglers, because you're cool.
You're a cool cat. Yeah.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:23)
I hate when I write something on the note, and I'm like, I'll know what this is.

**Hannah Berner** (0:28)
You won't.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:30)
It just says, screens with our faces on them. Actually, I do know what that is.

**Hannah Berner** (0:41)
Do you hate when you think you don't know what it is, and then you say it out loud, and then you do know what it is, and you wish you didn't bring up that you didn't know what it is?

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:47)
Do you want to die laughing?

**Hannah Berner** (0:49)
Yeah.
No, I saw that already, and I wasn't going to say anything until the pause started. She's perfect. Wait, is Daphne freaked out by it?

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:00)
No, she doesn't like... She's like, I just can't believe they use that picture or whatever.

**Hannah Berner** (1:07)
She's like, there's no copyright infringement going on?

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:10)
How are you, doll?

**Hannah Berner** (1:12)
Also, these fake glasses, are they... Is it reflecting too much for you, my fake glasses?

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:18)
No.

**Hannah Berner** (1:19)
I can't hear or see with them, but I just feel like it was bringing my look together today.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:24)
Yeah, it honestly really is.

**Hannah Berner** (1:26)
I just biked home from the nail salon. That's why I'm a little out of breath. At what age do you figure out the nail salon? Because it's...

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:34)
Wait, Hannah, I went to the nail salon today.

**Hannah Berner** (1:37)
Okay, we probably had very different experiences. Let's start with your nice, beautiful experience of your culture.
What did you do?

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:45)
Um, I had to go to the bank, so I walked to the bank, and then I said, oh, the nail salon's right around the corner. Let me go into the nail salon. I walk in, I say, hi, do you have a time for a pedicure? It's at this time of day, it's 9.45 in the morning. And they said, yes, pick a color. I picked my color. I sat down, she started doing my toes, and I went on TikTok, and we did that for about 45 minutes. And then I paid, and I didn't sit and dry my toes, I was wearing flip-flops, so I just walked home, the air dried them for me.
And that was it.

**Hannah Berner** (2:22)
That sounds lovely. I also just realized that the different parts of the nose you put your fake glasses changes your age. Like I just became 62

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:33)
Yeah.

**Hannah Berner** (2:34)
And sorry if you're not watching our video, but I'm 62 right now.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:37)
You just became my aunt, that I'm like, I have a podcast.

**Hannah Berner** (2:41)
What is this podcast you guys are doing?

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:45)
What was your nail experience?

**Hannah Berner** (2:47)
Well, I walked in, it was crowded. I was going to turn around, but they made eye contact with me. And you know how there's the one alpha?
She's like in charge, she's running stuff and she'll yell from any area.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:00)
She's the GM.

**Hannah Berner** (3:01)
Yes. She was in the back at this point. So they do this thing where in front of everyone, you have to say what you want. Yeah. And she's like, what do you need?
And everyone just stares at me and I'm like, first of all, I'm shy.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:12)
Yeah.

**Hannah Berner** (3:12)
I'm a really shy person. I don't like public speaking. Wait.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:15)
Okay. The nail salon, I'm not shy.

**Hannah Berner** (3:19)
Yeah, because you feel at home.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:20)
I feel at home.

**Hannah Berner** (3:22)
That's like me walking into the US Open. I'm chatting with them, talking to them, chatting. When I walk into the nail salon, I say I don't know where I belong.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:30)
Yeah.

**Hannah Berner** (3:31)
So I was like, I'm a gel manicurist.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:34)
Yeah. I was just going to say, what were you in there for?

**Hannah Berner** (3:36)
And I was like, gel manicurist. And she's like, do you need us to take it off or do a fill? And I was like, and that's where you got me.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:44)
Yeah.

**Hannah Berner** (3:44)
And then she goes, well, is it hard or soft gel? I go, again, I'm even more confused now. And then I'm a fucking idiot because I'm, I don't know the answers to these questions. I'm like, I choose C. Like, I don't know.