Giggling about mascots, milk, and Mount Everest

**Hannah Berner** (0:15)
Okay, people sent me G words. You guys, it has to make a G, it can't make, like, gnarly.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:20)
Can't be a silent G.

**Hannah Berner** (0:21)
It can't be a silent G, there's rules to this game, okay?

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:25)
We are only silent Gs outside of the pod. On the pod were loud ones.

**Hannah Berner** (0:31)
Girl, karma's real. Do you remember last pod? I was making fun of playing tennis with all the old guys.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:37)
You hurt yourself.

**Hannah Berner** (0:38)
Played tennis with a bunch of six-year-old men.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:40)
They whooped you?

**Hannah Berner** (0:42)
No, they didn't whoop me, but...
Let's not get crazy here. But I got too intense, as I usually do. I was like Jeannie during Scrabble, and I slipped a disc.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:54)
In your back?

**Hannah Berner** (0:55)
I thought that was like a joke. People were like, oh, slipped a disc. No, I fully slipped a disc, and then kept playing, because I'm not losing to these fucking old guys. So I was looking at Dez, because Dez supports me on the sidelines, and I was like, I think I threw out my back, and he's like, you want to stop? And I'm like, I'm not gonna fucking stop.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:12)
There could be a chill in the air, and I'm like, I think we should stop.

**Hannah Berner** (1:17)
So you were talking about people who always think they're sick. What's that called again?

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:22)
Hypochondriac.

**Hannah Berner** (1:23)
I'm the opposite of that, where people are like, your arm is falling off, and I'm like, I'm fine.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:29)
Yeah. When I'm working, I'm like, I'm fine.

**Hannah Berner** (1:34)
Yeah, you don't eat, you don't sleep.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:36)
No, I'm like Beyonce on set. I'm like, I don't take bathroom breaks. I don't take lunch.

**Hannah Berner** (1:42)
But anything without money involved, it's hard to get you out of bed.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:48)
Well, because what's the point?

**Hannah Berner** (1:52)
I was actually trying to explain to someone, and I was like, Paige is such a hard worker, except for certain things, you can't get her.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:01)
Except for when she's not.

**Hannah Berner** (2:04)
No, you're such a hard worker when you decide to be.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:07)
Yeah, when I've decided it's deemed worthy for me to work hard at it, I'll do it. But if I find it frivolous, I'm like, what's the point?

**Hannah Berner** (2:16)
Where I have a hole deep inside that will never be fulfilled, that anything I do, I need to overachieve to make someone be like, she's worthy of existing. But anyway, happy Friday, you guys.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:29)
How exciting.

**Hannah Berner** (2:31)
So Sunday, mean you were going to the US Open. Oh.
Oh, can you not go?

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:36)
This is a bad time to say that I actually can't go. Well, I have to go to Venice, Italy.

**Hannah Berner** (2:42)
You're hearing it first here. Wait, you've literally moved this plane ride so many times.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:49)
So many times.

**Hannah Berner** (2:50)
So you have to leave on...

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:51)
I was supposed to leave on Monday, but I couldn't get... I'm sorry, I have cat hair everywhere. I couldn't get a flight, so then I had to move it to Sunday, the day before. So now I'm going Sunday evening.

**Hannah Berner** (3:04)
I guess I have to go with DeS.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:06)
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

**Hannah Berner** (3:08)
You know I don't like having public appearances with my husband.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:11)
I know, Kitty almost just turned off my recorder. She's like, not trying to pod this morning. I just want to apologize to the Gigglers because I posted on my Instagram story I Got Bangs.
And people were nervous. People definitely DM me and they're like, okay, we're just going to sit and wait and watch. And I got bangs because I'm going to the Venice Film Festival and I'm not showing up in Venice, Italy with no bangs.
I'll look stupid if I don't have bangs. But then I realized I posted bangs, and then I saw this Dolly Parton thing, and so I posted that. And then I realized I posted bangs and then an inspirational quote. And that was on me.

**Hannah Berner** (4:00)
Wait, so people were actually worried in your DMs.

**Paige DeSorbo** (4:03)
So people that saw the bangs and then came back and saw the inspirational quote, they did a re-message and they said, oh yeah. Someone's going on.

**Hannah Berner** (4:11)