Giggling about martinis, sucking, and small talk

Hannah Berner (0:15)

What's up, my Gilmore Gigglers? Happy 20th anniversary. No, I haven't watched Gilmore Girls, but I can't appreciate a woman in the arts.

Paige DeSorbo (0:22)

Well, you should have been a ballet flat that's so Gilmore Girls coded.

Hannah Berner (0:26)

I took a ballet flat on the subway.

Paige DeSorbo (0:29)

Ballsy.

Hannah Berner (0:31)

And I realized that I need to shave the top of my foot while on the subway in my ballet flat.

Paige DeSorbo (0:36)

So subway coded. Question, when you drink a water bottle, do you put your lip in it or do you put your whole mouth over it?

Hannah Berner (0:43)

Wait, let's see.

Paige DeSorbo (0:44)

That's a really important question.

Hannah Berner (0:45)

This is great for our audio listeners.

Paige DeSorbo (0:47)

No, because I recently changed up how I do it.

Hannah Berner (0:50)

I'm a sucker.

Paige DeSorbo (0:51)

Yeah.

Hannah Berner (0:52)

I'm a sucker. And I don't mean that in a sexual way at all. It doesn't mean I'm-

Paige DeSorbo (0:57)

This is scientific, real life.

Hannah Berner (0:58)

This is scientific. I like the water to hit my teeth and then I suck it in.

Paige DeSorbo (1:03)

Okay. So I used to be, I used to put my lip inside and drink like a normal person.

Hannah Berner (1:07)

Yeah. But that takes focus.

Paige DeSorbo (1:10)

Well, it does. Now I put my whole mouth on it and I squeeze the bottle so that the water just pours into my mouth and I don't have to even suck.

It's harder with more water bottles.

Hannah Berner (1:27)

You're literally like that kid who is playing soccer and just was running around, didn't even touch the ball and then goes over to the sidelines, like, I need some water and there's like.

Paige DeSorbo (1:38)

And I like puke.

Hannah Berner (1:39)

Yeah.

Paige DeSorbo (1:40)

One time I was on a softball team for like four weeks and I quit because the outfit was disgusting. But also I hit my own nose on one of the bars.

Like, like on the fence.

Hannah Berner (1:50)

Oh.

Paige DeSorbo (1:51)

Like, I just like hurt myself doing nothing. Like not playing in the game, like just like sitting on the bench. Like I hurt myself. And I remember going up to my mom being like, this is the dumbest thing ever. I'm not doing it anymore.

Hannah Berner (2:01)

Well, I love your boundaries. Thank you. Can I just call you out for a second? We're at SiriusXM building, which is huge, huge.

Paige DeSorbo (2:09)

This is not our particular studio because we're we're getting our vibes. We're like picking out rug colors like we're doing samples this weekend. But this is going to be the vibe.

Hannah Berner (2:20)

I'm on the Lower East Side and I'm like, I can't be late for the first ever recording. So I decided to take the subway because look, you can't go wrong with the subway.

I mean, you can't. Well, okay, I'm going to be honest. I did walk into the wrong subway.

Paige DeSorbo (2:34)

Sometimes it's confusing.

Hannah Berner (2:35)

It was going downtown.

Paige DeSorbo (2:36)

There's nothing worse than-

Hannah Berner (2:37)

That's just part of my process with the subway.

Paige DeSorbo (2:38)

When you're on one side and you're like, I got to be on the other side.

Hannah Berner (2:40)

Also, I'm like, why don't we say uptown or downtown? Why do I have to guess? But I digress. This is niche New York problems. But I get here and Grace and I, first time I'm like, I love being before Paige. It's my favorite thing because it's once in a blue moon.

Who came up with that? Anyway.

Paige DeSorbo (2:58)

A blue moon is rare.

Hannah Berner (3:00)

You with your turtleneck saying a blue moon is rare. You don't know the faces of the moon.

Paige DeSorbo (3:04)

I got nothing else to talk to you about. You want to talk about nimbus clouds? Yeah, I got it.

Sorry, why am I sitting like this? I'm a different person now. I'm serious.

Hannah Berner (3:14)

Because you're serious and you're wearing a turtleneck and you look like you're judging me.

Paige DeSorbo (3:18)

I'm wearing a Daphne turtleneck because they're so fricking comfy.

Hannah Berner (3:22)

Plug it.

Paige DeSorbo (3:22)

And then I just, I have my little French shoes on.

Hannah Berner (3:26)

So you like your outfit. You're happy to be here.

Paige DeSorbo (3:28)

I love my outfit. I'm happy to be here.

Hannah Berner (3:30)

And so we're waiting outside and I'm like, I can't wait to rub it in her little face that I've been waiting for her. I love doing little snarky comment when she comes like, Oh, look who decided to show up.