Giggling about hot dogs, hyrox, and camel toes

SPEAKER_3 (0:12)

I mean, the day just got away from me.

Hannah Berner (0:17)

Thank you. Wait, I just did the thank you for Giggling. I just started with the end.

SPEAKER_3 (0:21)

Perfect.

Hannah Berner (0:22)

Perfect. This is great.

You guys, we're doing the opposite of what we did last episode. We're now recording at 930 p.m. We both had a day. We're smoking imaginary cigarettes. I'm like, I feel drunk.

Paige DeSorbo (0:37)

You always do this when you go out and socialize.

Hannah Berner (0:40)

You like... No, I was out and about chatty-cathying.

Paige DeSorbo (0:46)

You get like high just from the streets.

Hannah Berner (0:50)

Look, the streets keep me going. The streets is where I feel alive.

Paige DeSorbo (0:54)

Yeah, like, if you had a drinking problem, it'd be scary. Don't you think?

Hannah Berner (1:00)

Because I'm just high on life right now. No, I was... You would have hated me. I was bobbing around. But I was controlled. Like, for example, I was at this event for David Ureman and the Knicks, and they were, like, giving money to kids from Brooklyn who have, like, play basketball, and they, like, played a game. But, of course, I got too passionate in it, and I was, like, yelling at the kids. I was, like, what is that defense? Anyway, I didn't have to say. Paige's St. Jude Hannity is so comfortable, and I'm wearing it right now, and I love it.

So, yeah, I just went to an event without you. You were supposed to come with me. I showed up alone. The best thing about that, too, is whenever I go somewhere without you, people will go, where's Paige? I go, hi.

Paige DeSorbo (1:42)

Hi.

Hannah Berner (1:43)

I'm Hannah. I'm trying my best here.

I know my other half isn't here.

Paige DeSorbo (1:48)

Did you mean Emmy Rossum?

Hannah Berner (1:49)

I have too much respect for Emmy Rossum.

It was one of those, like, okay, I'll acknowledge her with a drive by, but I fully committed, like, I'm just going to keep walking. But as I made eye contact, we had a little moment where I think she wanted to talk to me. But I'm also delusional.

Paige DeSorbo (2:08)

Okay. Well, can I give you a little tidbit of information? I asked her to come on In Bed with Paige DeSorbo, but her schedule was not, we were not aligning.

Hannah Berner (2:19)

The old schedule excuse.

Paige DeSorbo (2:22)

No sweat off my back. I've asked so many people to come on In Bed with Paige DeSorbo that have been like, can't, no.

Hannah Berner (2:30)

Kim DeSorbo. Kim was like, if you ask me one more time, I swear to God.

Paige DeSorbo (2:33)

And I'm like, I never give it a second thought. I'm like, totally. Like, I'm not ever going to try and bug you. Like, you said no. Like, awesome.

She said that she felt so badly that she asked for my address to send me like, like, I'm so sorry that I couldn't like come and do it. And I was like, that is so nice.

Hannah Berner (2:56)

Okay. So she's an angel walking on this earth. See, she's an angel. Her aura, like she, she's gorgeous. Like her aura was so crazy that I was like, I don't want to inflict any of my messy energy onto her right now. So I committed to like, I'm not going to try to talk to her. But then as I committed, she kind of looked at me like, I know you. And then, but I'm like, I mean, I already committed to not talking to you and respecting your space. So that was my story with Emmy Russum. And then this like older guy like compliments my outfit. And you know, I love talking to an older man. And we're chatting, chatting, chatting. He's hilarious. He's funny. He's New York. Love it. He walks away, someone goes, that's David Ehrman.

Wait, he's the most adorable New Yorker. Me and him are like besties now.

Everyone working there was like, you just chatted with David Ehrman for 40 minutes. And I was like, that's my best friend. Also reminded me of my grandpa. So, of course, I got him.

Paige DeSorbo (3:54)

Wait, I was just going to say he's like, I just looked it up. He's 83

Hannah Berner (3:59)

Is he 83? He is. He has a pep in his step.

Paige DeSorbo (4:04)

Wait, do you know that Martha Stewart's 85?

Hannah Berner (4:07)

Did she post on Instagram? Should I post my nudes or was that AI?

Paige DeSorbo (4:11)

No, I think that was her.