Giggling about gauchos, grudges, and getting jumped

**Hannah Berner** (0:15)
Okay, I've been getting messages saying, Hannah, how could you not say ganglion Gigglers? I did two episodes ago.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:23)
And it's gone. I'm off that. That was so last week.

**Hannah Berner** (0:27)
We did a memoriam.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:28)
Mercury in retrograde. I have other things happening.

**Hannah Berner** (0:32)
We did a memoriam called, in the arms of the angels, all the way from here. I was singing that all over the house, and DeS was like, I'm gonna divorce you.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:43)
Yeah, it's depressing, because you can't help but think of the dog commercial, and it's just like...

**Hannah Berner** (0:48)
No, how do they make the dogs cry in the commercial? It's like, did you put eye drops in that dog? I don't think dogs actually cry.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:59)
I feel like they do.

**Hannah Berner** (1:00)
Oh, I can't think about it. Ugh, I cannot.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:03)
Okay, then let's start the week off with something that pissed me off.

**Hannah Berner** (1:07)
Yes.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:07)
Because that always makes you happy.

**Hannah Berner** (1:08)
Yeah. That brings me joy.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:13)
It's simple, it's small, it's nothing to lose your head about.

**Hannah Berner** (1:16)
Well, those are the best ones.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:17)
It's just something that I'm like, this is stupid, and I hate it, and it's pissing me off. What is the new thing with influencers on Instagram posting an outfit and then saying, comment, post, and I'll DM you the link?
Who the fuck put you in charge?

**Hannah Berner** (1:37)
It makes me feel like we're in class.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:39)
I'm like, first of all, I'm not even following you, so don't yell at me on my feed and tell me to do something. Second of all, you've now made an enemy of me, which means I will screenshot this, put it into Google search images, find it, and buy it, sans your link, just to show the brand that they're getting more traffic, not on your pit, you're pissing me off.

**Hannah Berner** (2:05)
Well, nowadays, I don't trust anything, so I'm like, are you going to get my social security number if I comment?

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:10)
Also, I'm not subscribing to your sub stack to get, subscribe to our sub stack, if you're not already subscribed.

**Hannah Berner** (2:20)
Which by the way is free, we don't charge on our sub stack, it's for the girls.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:24)
We don't charge, the internet is free. How dare you come in and try and monetize or like whatever you're doing with your engagement and this tomfoolery, this trickery.

**Hannah Berner** (2:37)
To publicly comment, that's a humiliation ritual.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:42)
I'd rather go into ChatGPT and suck up all the water just to spite you. That's how angry you've made me.

**Hannah Berner** (2:51)
But then you look, there's like 400 comments and I'm like, I see people I know.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:56)
I go, guys, guys, have some coot. I'm like, don't do that.

**Hannah Berner** (3:01)
But it is kind of gatekeepy too. It's gatekeepy to be like you have to jump over this wire and trip over this banana peel in order to get.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:11)
In the same vein, if I see one more goddamn video of someone catching their boyfriend cheating to find out it's an ad, all I've got invested.

**Hannah Berner** (3:24)
I'm obsessed with your algorithm. I haven't seen one of those videos.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:29)
I'm like, wait a second. I thought we were pulling up to this side bitch's house. And then you're gonna throw a hashtag ad at the bottom of the.

**Hannah Berner** (3:39)
Cheating 20, if you want this new toothpaste.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:41)
No, I'm livid. I'm livid about it. I've gone into part 2s.

**Hannah Berner** (3:46)
Well, also now there's these AI ads of like making up dramas. And I keep being like, not interested, not interested.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:54)
Oh, I'm very interested in those. Tell me why I find myself watching like an AI, no, like full story that you can't fast forward. I know, I know, but they're so compelling.

**Hannah Berner** (4:14)
Robot love is love too.

**Paige DeSorbo** (4:16)
I was born in the wrong time because like, I'm sorry, I know that I fight against the patriarchy twice a week. But if you had put me in a house with four kids, a cigarette and some Quaaludes and a telenovela, no, I would have thrived. I would have thrived, okay?
I would have been Martha Stewart before Martha Stewart. I would have been creating marijuana brownies for the other housewives midday.