Giggling about fashion week, think tanks, and per se

Hannah Berner (0:15)

Hello, my glitzy Gigglers, it's Fashion Week.

SPEAKER_1 (0:19)

It's fashion.

Hannah Berner (0:21)

Wait, let me get my shades on.

SPEAKER_1 (0:22)

It's Fashion Week.

Paige DeSorbo (0:24)

It's too much. Hannah's got me up at 8:30 a.m. I just opened my eyes.

Hannah Berner (0:28)

I do have to say, the reason I'm so awake is I woke up to Humblebrag, name drop, voice message from Chelsea Handler. Did not realize I was going to the US Open.

Paige DeSorbo (0:42)

Hannah calls me in a tizzy. She's like, wait, I don't remember how the text went.

Hannah Berner (0:49)

I somehow miscommunicated with Chelsea Handler that we're going to the US Open, and she's like, I'll see you tomorrow, pick you up at 3

Paige DeSorbo (0:55)

You know what we don't talk about enough on this pod?

Hannah Berner (0:57)

That I miscommunicate with everyone?

Paige DeSorbo (0:59)

That you just flex on us randomly?

Hannah Berner (1:03)

Well, I'm feeling a little insecure because you've been hanging out with Kendall Jenner all week, so I had to plug. I had to do a plug.

Paige DeSorbo (1:09)

I met her for two and a half minutes.

Hannah Berner (1:12)

Yeah, but the way she looked at you, I didn't like that. She loved you. She literally was like, oh, that's my girl.

Paige DeSorbo (1:20)

We didn't talk about it because she is brunette.

Hannah Berner (1:22)

Yeah, she loved you.

Paige DeSorbo (1:24)

And it's like when you hang out with people, you're hanging out with blondes.

Hannah Berner (1:27)

It's kind of like when you have a hot boyfriend. Like, I want girls to look at him like he's hot. Like, I want other girls to want to be friends with you, but I just want them to not put in the time and effort.

Paige DeSorbo (1:38)

Right.

Hannah Berner (1:38)

Anywho, oh, yeah. So somehow, you guys, I'm going to the US. Open tonight with my mom.

Paige DeSorbo (1:45)

What are you wearing, doll? I didn't go to the US. This is the first time in 10 years I haven't gone to the US. Open.

Hannah Berner (1:52)

In 10 years?

Paige DeSorbo (1:53)

Yeah, I've gone every year for like 10 years.

Hannah Berner (1:56)

Oh my god, and you just learned the rules last year.

SPEAKER_1 (1:59)

No.

Paige DeSorbo (1:59)

You want to know what it...

Hannah Berner (2:01)

Like 10 years.

SPEAKER_1 (2:02)

Wait.

Paige DeSorbo (2:03)

Do you want to know something? And this happens at every sporting event in my life because then I sat down and I thought about it, and I'm like, why is it impossible for me to retain this information?

Hannah Berner (2:16)

Because you don't care.

Paige DeSorbo (2:17)

Every year, the Super Bowl comes, or some playoff games come that people are like, we're going to a big game, we're doing a party, or we're going somewhere, get an outfit. And every year, I relearn the rules of football, and I think, I got this. This is easy.

Hannah Berner (2:34)

Not to defend you, but you have so many algorithms in your head for outfits you're putting together for the event that by the time you get there, you're burnt. You have nothing left to give.

Paige DeSorbo (2:43)

I have to go to the Giants game on Sunday. I can't figure out what to wear. It's killing me. I'm doing all fashion week stuff. All I care about is this Giants outfit because it's stumping me. Wait. Because it's nighttime. I don't know what the weather is. Like, it's a nighttime game vibe is very different. And then it's like, if the sun goes down and it drops to like 60, I'm going to be freezing. But if I'm there for a tailgate, I'll be sweating my balls off.

Hannah Berner (3:09)

I feel like ESPN like hears about us. Like someone's like in the network meeting, they're like, OK, the numbers are good. But Giggly Squad, the number one sports podcast in the world is really good. Like we don't try to talk about sports.

Paige DeSorbo (3:23)

Do you think I could find a red track jacket anywhere to get shipped to me in less than two days? This is the problem with shopping. I can't go anywhere and get anything immediately. Track jackets are trending, they've been trending for six months. Why the can I find a red track jacket?

Hannah Berner (3:43)

Hmm, hmm, interesting.

Paige DeSorbo (3:45)

I want a windbreaker. I want like, I want something that I can curl under that I can wear with a black capri.

And then I can decide if I want to do a flat or a sandal, like a heeled thong sandal. That was my vision for the outfit look. But now I'm like, I'm rethinking everything.