Giggling about engagement rumors, runways, and rooftopping artwork

Giggling about engagement rumors, runways, and rooftopping

Giggly Squad

July 17, 2026

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Speakers: Paige DeSorbo, Hannah Berner
**Paige DeSorbo** (0:02)
What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.

**Hannah Berner** (0:05)
Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:12)
I mean, the day just got away from me.

**Hannah Berner** (0:15)
We're back, baby. Hello, my Gorgonzola Gigglers.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:21)
When's the last time I saw you in person? Like, when's the last time I touched your skin?

**Hannah Berner** (0:27)
Well, you never really touched me when we were together.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:29)
Next time, we're going to hug.

**Hannah Berner** (0:30)
No, I remember the last time. I don't remember when it was, but I remember being like, I'm not going to see you for a long time.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:37)
Oh, yeah.

**Hannah Berner** (0:38)
And you were like, I cannot wait to show you my outfits in Italy.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:43)
I'm so happy to be back though. Like, it was such a good trip, but I'm so happy to be home.

**Hannah Berner** (0:51)
Well, I was fielding your requests. People are like, where's Paige? Where's Paige? Where's Paige? And then they were like, she's been gone for two months. And I'm like, no, I know.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:59)
Yeah, it was too long.

**Hannah Berner** (1:00)
But no, no, I don't think it was too long.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:02)
It was a transformational trip.

**Hannah Berner** (1:04)
Really? Inners and outers.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:09)
I had so much fun, but also I was like ready to get home to like the comforts of my own bathroom.

**Hannah Berner** (1:16)
Do you feel like you need a vacation from your vacation?

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:19)
Well, that's what like the second part of the trip kind of is.

**Hannah Berner** (1:22)
Oh yeah, yeah, you're like, I factored that in, don't worry.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:24)
I factored that in because my cortisol levels just like go way down and my brother got engaged, which also I like by the time I saw the rumors that I got engaged, it was like past the time but I could say something on Instagram. So I was like, I'll get it on my forum.

**Hannah Berner** (1:43)
I have to formally apologize because I actually was, I always end up part of the drama and I don't even meet, I swear, like you know me, like my name always gets thrown around.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:54)
I don't do anything, I don't say anything.

**Hannah Berner** (1:57)
And we were FaceTiming as we do, and I smiled and Paige was like dying laughing, and like it brings me joy to see you laughing so hard at my ugly face. So I screen shotted it and I posted it so innocently.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:15)
Wait, I feel like I didn't even see that.

**Hannah Berner** (2:17)
I posted, basically it's me like this, and you're like this, like laughing cute.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:23)
And it looks like I got engaged.

**Hannah Berner** (2:25)
Well, then I put my phone down, go about my day. The comments.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:31)
Classic. So you started a rumor about me while I was like literally having IBS symptoms. Did I do something to you?

**Hannah Berner** (2:38)
IBS symptoms, you had E coli, babe, like way worse. I have IBS symptoms. No, so everyone in the comments is like, oh my God, Paige FaceTimed you to show you the ring and you guys are like freaking out. And I'm like, I wouldn't ruin her engagement by being like this.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:52)
Could you imagine?

**Hannah Berner** (2:55)
Making it about my smile. Be like, I know Paige got engaged, but look at my smile when she got engaged.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:00)
Even anytime I posted a picture smiling, the gigglers were like, honestly, this is like the meanest thing ever.

**Hannah Berner** (3:06)
Well, yeah, that's bullying.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:09)
So you started a rumor about me.

**Hannah Berner** (3:11)
One of my friends texted me, it was like, did Paige get engaged?

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:13)
No, my mom was getting text messages. She was like, she was like, wait, what? She was like, no, Gary. And then my mom was like, did I tell? Like she was like, I think I told them that it was Gary.

**Hannah Berner** (3:26)
Poor Gary. Everyone goes, it was Gary. And everyone goes, oh.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:29)
Well, the best thing about it is like Gary and his now fiance, who is like a gem of this earth. I literally am so excited for them.
She doesn't have Instagram either. So like they don't give a shit at all. Like they didn't know. They were like, what? Like they are like real people living in the real world.

**Hannah Berner** (3:49)

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