Giggling about dark arts, dissociating, and cupcakes

**Hannah Berner** (0:00)
You know, we're making art here.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:01)
Sup, Gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:04)
Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:15)
Good morning, my Galapagos Island Gigglers.

**Hannah Berner** (0:21)
Someone literally was like, Hannah has one job to come up with G words, and she literally can't. Any podcast.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:29)
You would think you'd Google something.

**Hannah Berner** (0:32)
Sorry, I don't use AI. This is, sorry, I'm not Chad GBT-ing it. This is just from the noggin, and it doesn't always work.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:40)
Honestly, in today's day and age, we want that more.
I just saw on the internet, wait, I just saw, it was either like Complex or like World Star posted it. But like China is, China's doing like Olympics with robots right now.

**Hannah Berner** (0:57)
No.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:58)
No, and like they're not doing well.

**Hannah Berner** (1:01)
No, use the men. Use the, there's plenty of men that could go fight right now.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:06)
It's like low key sad because the robots will just like fall and like be broken.

**Hannah Berner** (1:12)
Well, especially because you hate when inanimate objects get hurt.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:17)
Well, I'm like, but also robots freak me out.

**Hannah Berner** (1:20)
I have a weird relationship with them as an object because I'm like, yeah, because during our prime brain forming years, there were multiple movies like I, Robot and other stuff that came out. And we were just like, we see the future. Don't need to be involved in that.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:38)
Want to know something weird that no one else is going to get but you, but whatever this is our podcast. I'm on the wrong side in the Zoom and I don't like it.

**Hannah Berner** (1:51)
We, me too. How do we switch it?

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:54)
I don't think you can. I think because I don't know. Whoever was on first, I think then like changed our order.

**Hannah Berner** (2:04)
When you said like no one else is going to get this but you, I was like, well, what about the Gigglers? They understand everything. And then you say a niche specific tech thing that we have on Zoom. I'm like, yeah, you're right, maybe the audio podcast listeners aren't going to appreciate that. But thank you for bringing it up.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:18)
I just wanted to know if you have the same thinking pattern as I do.

**Hannah Berner** (2:23)
No, for sure. Cause I keep looking left and you're not there.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:25)
You're always to my right.

**Hannah Berner** (2:28)
I have to make housekeeping announcement.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:31)
Okay.

**Hannah Berner** (2:31)
As you guys know, the reason my massacre was so stressful was because I had booked my first ever hosting gig and I couldn't speak about it. So I was like fighting for my life, trying to express myself.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:46)
You literally couldn't speak about it.

**Hannah Berner** (2:48)
I couldn't speak and then I couldn't smile. I was trapped in my own body and face, but finally they're letting me give a little tea.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:58)
Your mouth is really good right now.

**Hannah Berner** (3:01)
I thought it was good. And then I hosted the cat event and I looked at the photos after and I was like, oh no, I'm still a freak.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:07)
Wow. Right. When you say cat, mine came out from under the bed.

**Hannah Berner** (3:10)
Because she knows, she knows it's her time.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:12)
Oh, Hannah had an event and didn't.

**Hannah Berner** (3:15)
Sorry, Daphne, you can't be the face of every campaign relating to cats.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:20)
Take a day off.

**Hannah Berner** (3:21)
She's calling her agent right now. She's like, there was a cat cafe in West Hampton and no one contacted my team.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:26)
She's like, I looked at the pictures, not one cat had blue eyes. So like, what are we doing here?

**Hannah Berner** (3:34)
Oh, my God. So anyway, early 2027 Marker calendars.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:40)
Yes.

**Hannah Berner** (3:41)
I'm hosting a dating reality show called Making Love. Sexual. I'm entering my matchmaker era.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:52)
The marketing team had no idea what they were in for when they were like, who should we cast? Oh, Hannah Berner. Hannah Berner seems like a good host for this show. And they're like, great. She's got a podcast. You can talk about it on our podcast. Never did they think that their show would be getting watched based on Hannah's botched plastic surgery.

**Hannah Berner** (4:14)
When I tell you, I can't move my mouth until maybe episode 6, slightly.