Giggling about cult leaders, clowns, and crosswords

**Hannah Berner** (0:00)
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**Paige DeSorbo** (1:18)
Hello, my girls, girls, Gigglers. I can't stop saying it still even though it's been a long time.

**Hannah Berner** (1:23)
Okay, let's go.
Do you know that that is the accent that I do with my brother's fiancee? Like, we only talk to each other in, like, a British accent, but it's a British accent during, like, the 1500s, and we are, like...

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:41)
Just so niche.

**Hannah Berner** (1:43)
We eat porridge.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:45)
I love those friendships, except when you have to speak normally, you feel super weird.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:48)
No, we can't. She got engaged, and I was like, congratulations, Amanda.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:53)
Congratulations, girls, girl. Oh, God. I have to say, we have some, we have new Gigglers.

**Hannah Berner** (2:02)
We do?

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:03)
I feel like every week of Game Message is hi, I'm a new Giggler, and they feel like they're not caught up and stuff.

**Hannah Berner** (2:08)
Well, I'm not prepared. I have a hair mask in.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:12)
But I just have to say, we love you.
We love the whole Giggly community, day oneers, today, right now, okay? But the Gigglers are so fucking nice to each other in the comments. The Giggler community is just, why are they the best girls in the planet?

**Hannah Berner** (2:29)
You're like one braid away in your hair from being a cult leader.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:33)
No, I think in the past life, I was.

**Hannah Berner** (2:38)
If you said that with a flower crown on, I'd be terrified.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:43)
And then I'm like, now stop talking to your families and come live with us on a...

**Hannah Berner** (2:47)
You're like, whether you started yesterda, or you've been with us for six years.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:53)
This is why you're my best friend, because I was trying to have an earnest, beautiful moment, and you were like, you sound insane. You're like, you sound crazy, I'm going to have to cut you off.

**Hannah Berner** (3:03)
You look like a clown.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:05)
Okay, these bitches don't care. You're a girl right now on her way to work, being like, I don't give a fuck.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:17)
I'm trying to bring love and light to the community, and you're like, we're Scorpios, shut the fuck up.

**Hannah Berner** (3:23)
Wait, I will say, if you are a new Giggler, typically we're in a studio, and the vibe is a little different. But I will say, during the summer, I do love when we go virtual, because, for instance, I online shopped all morning.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:39)
Oh, I thought you were going to say, you online shopped during the pod. I'm like, okay, keep that to yourself.

**Hannah Berner** (3:43)
But if I can multitask, it's over for you.
I'm doing a hair mask. Like, I'm going to do my laser hair removal when we hang up.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:53)
I think that the virtual vibes are not better or worse. They're just different, and sometimes they're like crazier.

**Hannah Berner** (4:02)
Well, because we're in the comfort of our home.

**Paige DeSorbo** (4:04)
Exactly. There's a comfortability about it. It's very cozy. We're really on a FaceTime with everyone.

**Hannah Berner** (4:09)
We're in pajamas.

**Paige DeSorbo** (4:11)
Speaking of small talk.

**Hannah Berner** (4:13)
Yeah.

**Paige DeSorbo** (4:13)
You know I hate small talk except around people who don't want to talk to me. Like, if the person's shy, then I'm like, okay, now I need you to love me.
So I went to get blood drawn, Quest Diagnostics, not sponsored, drove there 15 minutes, literally left my husband. I said, it might be the last time you see me, but.