Giggling about craigslist, con artists, and claw clips

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:11)
I mean, the day just got away from me.

**Hannah Berner** (0:15)
Okay, what's up, my garlic Gigglers?

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:17)
The energy is so different when we're in person.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:20)
I love that.

**Hannah Berner** (0:23)
No, I love that. She's like, there's a darkness of a toxicity you haven't felt. I feel a weird energy. Yeah, no, it's magic, and I missed you, baby.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:31)
I missed you. How was your weekend?

**Hannah Berner** (0:33)
My weekend was really fun. My friend Remy, who's in West Hampton with me, texts me and she's like, come to a party. And I was like, you know I don't do parties. And she was like, it's my mom's 70th birthday party. I said, I will be there.
Cause one thing about me is I love-

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:49)
You love a mom's birthday.

**Hannah Berner** (0:50)
I love mom's birthday. I love a mother. I love a sama. I love old people getting drunk.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:56)
She's not old.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:57)
No.

**Hannah Berner** (0:58)
I love people who like don't have kids anymore getting drunk.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:03)
Like their kids are out of the house.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:04)
Who have a story to tell.

**Hannah Berner** (1:05)
The stories that- So I show up, there's a flame, a woman doing a flame thrower thing. Okay. I mean, Remy went all out.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:12)
You can hire anyone to do anything.

**Hannah Berner** (1:15)
Well, apparently the lady was like, if you want me to eat the fire, it's more money. And Remy was like, yeah.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:21)
How much more?

**Hannah Berner** (1:22)
How much more? I'll give you everything I have.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:24)
Wait, did I tell you last summer, I hired a mermaid to come swim in a pool?

**Hannah Berner** (1:28)
Oh yeah. And you were like the coolest aunt ever. Yeah, I loved it. Like for the rest of your life.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:31)
I think I have to think of something for Labor Day weekend that I present.

**Hannah Berner** (1:35)
How did you beat that?

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:37)
I don't know. I've been trying to think of different things. My new, I think I might rent an ice cream truck to come.

**Hannah Berner** (1:43)
Yeah, that's cute as.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:45)
I think that's a cute one.

**Hannah Berner** (1:46)
So yeah, I partied. They actually, this is so cute. And I don't mean to blow up their spot, but they re-created her wedding, because it's a 35 year wedding anniversary. It was luau themed.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:59)
What?

**Hannah Berner** (2:02)
What?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:02)
In Hawaii, they have luau's?

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:04)
No.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:06)
Lays.

**Hannah Berner** (2:07)
But like luau themed.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:09)
Yeah, I thought you just said wow themed. I was like, what is, I was like, I don't know what that is, but I love it.

**Hannah Berner** (2:14)
But everyone was wearing like the same outfits they wore for the wedding in the same spot. They had the same wedding cake. It was just so beautiful to see a couple that-

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:23)
Enjoy each other.

**Hannah Berner** (2:23)
Enjoy each other, 35 years.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:26)
If they're on Housewives and they renewed their vows, oh, bad omen.

**Hannah Berner** (2:29)
Bad, bad, bad, bad. This was less renewing and more celebrating and Adina, her mom, do you know what? Moms are just stars, like she's star quality. Like she could carry a room, she could carry a show if she had to. She was at one point just wearing white, like in the middle of the dance floor, like a cult leader. And I was like, whatever this bitch wants, I'm gonna do. Like tell me, I was dancing, I had so much fun, so.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:50)
You went to a nice summer party.

**Hannah Berner** (2:51)
A summer gathering, that's what summer's for.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:54)
It really is.

**Hannah Berner** (2:55)
How was your weekend?

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:57)
Okay, you know how like sometimes you'll say something on the pod, and then like after, you're like, no one's gonna get it. Like, should I take it out? Like that's not relatable, yeah, that's really niche. And people will be like, oh my God, I feel the same way, or like that's exactly what I've done or whatever.
And then there are times where you say something and you're like, everyone gets this, you don't even like give it a second thought. And then like my DMs will be, nope, we've never felt that.

**Hannah Berner** (3:28)
Don't you say so and you're like, I'm a relatable queen, and then it's just crickets.