Giggling about bodyguards, breakdancing, and Italian bread

**Hannah Berner** (0:15)
Hello, my gaggle of Gigglers. Paige is still in Italia.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:19)
I literally just got home from the Venice Film Festival.

**Hannah Berner** (0:22)
Ciao, come se dice.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:24)
I had a bodyguard tonight.

**Hannah Berner** (0:26)
You love having a bodyguard.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:27)
Yeah, I loved it.

**Hannah Berner** (0:29)
You love having a bodyguard. I'm normally your bodyguard.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:32)
I said, Giorgio, come on, we're walking.
Well, Armani really had a bodyguard, and then they just sent him with me. But at one point, he was like, sorry, my English isn't that good. And I was like, it's actually so good. It's better than my Italian. And he was like, what other languages do you speak? I said, I don't know. I'm American.

**Hannah Berner** (0:54)
Europeans are so cool. I only speak English. I dream in Spanish and I sing in French.
Was he hot?

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:04)
Here's the thing. Giorgio was a good looking man, yes. But here's the thing about Italy. I just like, it's actually infuriating, specifically Venice. All the men are so good looking. And I'm like, how did we have Rat Boy Summer? You know, like when there's these, like my favorite guy, my Michelle Morrone, they all look like that. He's a dime a dozen here, a dime a freaking dozen, okay?
I'm like, where are all the hot people in America, specifically the men? I haven't seen a hot male actor other than like maybe the love story guy recently.

**Hannah Berner** (1:45)
There's something in the bread maybe.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:47)
It's gotta be the gluten. It really has to be.

**Hannah Berner** (1:51)
People need gluten.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:52)
It's actually infuriating. I looked at one guy. I was like, okay, so your job is to drive boats around? Like, no, come to America.
You could be...

**Hannah Berner** (2:03)
You could drive every girl around. You could be anything.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:05)
You could be anything you wanted.

**Hannah Berner** (2:07)
You love having a man just like paddle you around. That's where you should be.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:11)
Well, you want to know what? Every time stairs were presented to me, Giorgio would put his arm out. And I was like, yeah.

**Hannah Berner** (2:18)
Okay, Ariana Grande.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:19)
Yeah, this is what I need, Giorgio. Yeah, take my arm.

**Hannah Berner** (2:24)
He's holding you and you put your head back just like at the end of Romeo Juliet.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:29)
He's like, what if you carried me onto the boat?

**Hannah Berner** (2:34)
Hold me close. Whenever I have a bodyguard, which is very rare because I look like a bodyguard myself, we start chatting.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:41)
Yeah.

**Hannah Berner** (2:42)
They don't need to be there. Like I'm not.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:44)
No, I was like, no one knows who I am in Italy. I was like, this is gonna be the easiest job you've ever had, buddy.

**Hannah Berner** (2:50)
But also I'm like, look, the Gigglers, chill as fuck. Look, sometimes they get drunk, they get a little loud.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:56)
Yeah.

**Hannah Berner** (2:56)
I'm loud. We can handle that.
I'm like, will they outsmart you? Yes. But that's funny for me to watch.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:02)
Speaking of outsmarting.

**Hannah Berner** (3:04)
Good segue.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:05)
Watch the Love Island reunion. Well, I had it on in the background and I was on my phone. I'm not a scholar.
My college is done.

**Hannah Berner** (3:15)
Someone disagree.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:16)
My college, they said, we're out, okay? I hate to sound like a boomer, but Gen Z is really, they have to stop.
They were on there talking and saying their points, but every saying, like common saying, they were getting wrong. One girl goes, okay, well, if the shoe was on the other hand.

**Hannah Berner** (3:41)
Obsessed, obsessed. See, that's the thing.
My job in this podcast is to defend Gen Z and make their existence known, because I love you all. And one thing about me, can't get a saying right for life.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:54)
Another girl goes, and if you want to die on that bed, then that's your prerogative. I looked, I literally looked up from my phone.
I go, even I didn't think of that one.

**Hannah Berner** (4:07)
That's a beautiful thing about language in Americans. Yeah, we can't speak other languages, but we also will make up our own.

**Paige DeSorbo** (4:13)
I was like, I couldn't do it. Honestly, I didn't really even finish it because the girls started to really fight with each other. And I was like, guys, all these men suck. I can't believe you guys are even fighting with each other. Every single one of your partners is a loser.