Giggling about blondes, blazers, and body counts

Hannah Berner (0:15)

Okay, I do have a cat behind me, that's Boots.

Paige DeSorbo (0:19)

We are very bring your pets to wherever.

Hannah Berner (0:24)

Do I have better lighting than you this episode?

Paige DeSorbo (0:27)

Yeah, it looks like we're like also.

Hannah Berner (0:28)

Do you ever wash your laptop and then your Frasier, like everyone's staring at your tit?

Paige DeSorbo (0:33)

No, never.

Hannah Berner (0:34)

Oh.

Paige DeSorbo (0:35)

Like on a Zoom, wash my laptop. I don't think I've done that. Oh.

Like with you, yeah, but like in a Zoom, have I ever been like, hold on a second? No, I don't think so.

Hannah Berner (0:48)

I've like 30 minutes into a Zoom, be like, wait a second. Is there dirt on my face right now?

I actually did something. So I had to say Hannah coded, but I was texting you that your outfit looks chic and it kept auto correcting to chicken.

Paige DeSorbo (1:06)

Wait, when? I don't even, I didn't even realize that.

Hannah Berner (1:09)

When I was typing it, I kept having to be like, I'm not saying chicken, I'm saying chic. And my phone was like, you mean chicken.

Paige DeSorbo (1:15)

Well, speaking of being chic, we were gonna record in person today, but I was having an outfit crisis. And then my mom texted me one of the meanest things ever texted me before. I texted her like a picture of an outfit. And she goes, I just think everyone will make fun of you.

Hannah Berner (1:31)

I said too late for that, babe. Wait, is it the one that I liked?

Paige DeSorbo (1:35)

The one that you like is the one that she likes.

Hannah Berner (1:38)

Good. Oh.

Paige DeSorbo (1:39)

And the other one is the one that I like.

Hannah Berner (1:42)

Okay, good.

Paige DeSorbo (1:43)

But whatever, I'll find somewhere else to wear it. I just...

But you wanna know what's in my head now? Now when I feel like I'm not being brave, now I'm like, I rather wear it and get made fun of.

Hannah Berner (1:57)

Welcome to my life.

Paige DeSorbo (1:58)

Then feel as though I'm making a decision based on like, oh, it's not as good as I think it is.

Hannah Berner (2:05)

When I think something's cool, I actually don't care what other people think. And that is actual... That's actual like Buddha shit.

Paige DeSorbo (2:14)

Typically, in this situation is unique because my mom is going to be at the event. That's the only reason I'd wear the one she wants.

Hannah Berner (2:21)

You had to cancel the podcast because Kim sent you that text. Like, you're spiraling right now.

Paige DeSorbo (2:28)

No, I'm waiting for a pair of pants to get delivered. As soon as the pants get delivered, a tailor is on standby so that you can tailor my outfit so that I have... Here's the thing. I feel like the podcast up front for Sirius...

Hannah Berner (2:42)

That's what we're stressed about.

Paige DeSorbo (2:43)

That's what we're stressed about. Which I shouldn't be at all, but I feel like I'm going to a new school.

Hannah Berner (2:51)

Well, this is so funny because Paige has been freaking out about the outfit because she literally was like, yeah, I don't want to look like the new girl in school who has a bad history from her past school. Like, it's like how many boyfriends did you have?

Paige DeSorbo (3:04)

She gives hand jobs. I said the word slut.

Hannah Berner (3:06)

I didn't want to say... Paige, slut shaming yet again. Wait, slut shaming with Invisalign on is so fun to say. Slut shaming.

Slut shaming. I didn't realize people still slut shamed.

Paige DeSorbo (3:20)

Yeah, no, it definitely still happens. You know what's funny is when something happens where a man does something really bad, like murders his whole family or something, there's not that many terms to refer to him as. There's no bad words for guys.

Hannah Berner (3:39)

Yeah, because fuck boy has been given kind of a funny, cool vibe to it.

Paige DeSorbo (3:45)

Right, like we didn't even touch on the Pete Davidson thing because we were in between recording.

Hannah Berner (3:50)

I actually was processing it.

It took me a second. I had like a volatile reaction.

Paige DeSorbo (3:56)

But whilst I was in my process, I was like, oh, there's not even a term for a guy who, like any woman, you could be like, she fucked her way to the top in any industry. There's no phrase for that for men. Like you, there's nothing for them about the women they date.