Giggling about BBLs, bees, and best friends

**Hannah Berner** (0:15)
Hello, my...
I feel like a two-year-old, and you're like... And then... And then when I was going... And then I just start crying.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:25)
Hello, my Gigglers.

**Hannah Berner** (0:27)
But I don't have the kids today, guys. Thank god.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:30)
Thank god. Actually, I put in my own due diligence with children this weekend.

**Hannah Berner** (0:38)
Due diligence?

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:39)
Yeah, I did.
I played an insane round of hide and go seek with a four-year-old and a three-year-old, and here's the thing I like about them. They don't care if you cheat. They want to cheat. I would go hide, and then they would yell, where are you? And I would tell them, and then they would come get me.

**Hannah Berner** (0:57)
You should have been like, this isn't what life is, how you live life.
People don't give you the answers. You got to figure it out yourself.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:04)
I realized I just wanted to make them happy, and that made me happy.

**Hannah Berner** (1:09)
That was beautiful.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:10)
Something that didn't make me happy.

**Hannah Berner** (1:12)
Yes. Back to our core.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:15)
God-given hate. Just to let you guys know that sometimes we and Hannah gossip before the pod, and sometimes we do an hour pod.

**Hannah Berner** (1:29)
It's not sometimes. Every time we have to say the things that we need to say that we can't say.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:36)
Giggly Squad is unfiltered, uncensored, but that's in an intimate setting.

**Hannah Berner** (1:44)
We're saying full names in the beginning. We're saying social security numbers, and we need to protect people.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:49)
Okay, so anyway, today, I make that TikTok of that, like me living my dream life, like doing everything I've ever wanted to do in my life, and it's just like me, like stoic.

**Hannah Berner** (1:59)
With the resting face.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:01)
So I put it on, and TikTok obviously like gets it. I put it on my Instagram story. It was anthropology to see who is naturally sarcastic in their everyday life and who is not. Like I had some friends message me being like, are you okay?
And other people DMing me, but like it doesn't seem like you are though. You look really sad. And I'm like, that's the joke.

**Hannah Berner** (2:35)
And then if you only think about yourself like me, I said that was her standing in solidarity with me, showing she's going about her life not smiling. And I said, I love that for me.

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:45)
And that was your take on it.

**Hannah Berner** (2:46)
No, that was such a funny post. You also posted footage from the Jersey Shore this weekend.
How was the Jersey Shore? What did you see? How was the boardwalk?

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:57)
I think it's just like a classic Jersey Shore weekend. And by that, I mean, I wore really cute outfits and I went to the beach. I literally, like I...

**Hannah Berner** (3:11)
I love a beach, I love an outfit, I love a summer.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:14)
I love a beach, I love an outfit.
When I tell you, I sat there and I looked at the rest of the girls and I said, girls, how did we get here in 2026? And they looked at me and they said, we don't know.
There was a group of men, okay? And they're standing, they're doing men things, you know, like they're pulling cards and things that hold beverages and they're putting...

**Hannah Berner** (3:38)
They like to carry things.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:39)
Yeah, like they're doing things, they're standing, they're talking.

**Hannah Berner** (3:41)
Picking up, putting it down.

**Paige DeSorbo** (3:42)
But I had an observation where I said, men are standing over there talking about their bodies for a full 45, a full 45 about their bodies. And I'm looking at the girls and I'm like, never in my life did I think I would sit here at 33 years old. And we haven't discussed our bodies once.

**Hannah Berner** (4:01)
You guys are talking about starting a business. You guys are talking about stocks. You guys are talking about your dreams.

**Paige DeSorbo** (4:07)
One of them was pregnant. We didn't even bring it up.

**Hannah Berner** (4:11)
I'm just kidding.

**Paige DeSorbo** (4:13)
But I was like, guys, sit down.

**Hannah Berner** (4:17)
The men are talking about their hip to waist ratio.

**Paige DeSorbo** (4:20)
The men have lost it. They're talking about routines. They're talking about proteins. They're talking about different mixes.

**Hannah Berner** (4:26)
But I do think as men get older, as their testosterone lowers.