Giggling about an emergency press conference

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:02)
What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.

**Hannah Berner** (0:05)
Manifest that shit.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:07)
We can't be managed.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:12)
I mean, the day just got away from me.

**Hannah Berner** (0:15)
You guys, I have to have an emergency press conference right now. I can't believe this is happening. I cannot believe.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:26)
I'm in shock.

**Hannah Berner** (0:27)
I've been going through something, and it's not funny, and it's not funny.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:33)
It hasn't been funny. I haven't laughed about it once.

**Hannah Berner** (0:37)
Paige has been getting a kick out of my life. Would you know what, if that's the one joy that we get out of this? I'll just let it go.

**Paige DeSorbo** (0:46)
I'll let it fly. I'll let it go.

**Hannah Berner** (0:52)
This is me now. This is me.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:57)
This is the equivalent of your friend mispronounces a word forever for the rest of your guys.

**Paige DeSorbo** (1:06)
And it's not funny. So start from the top.

**Hannah Berner** (1:11)
We start from the beginning.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:12)
Yeah.

**Hannah Berner** (1:13)
And one thing I do want to say about Giggly Squad is we'd love to say that we live and we learn, but we don't. We don't learn from each other's mistakes. We don't learn from our own mistakes.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:23)
And this is supposed to be a forum where we talk about our shared experiences so that other people can relate or not relate and we learn collectively. And as the hosts of the show, we haven't learned a goddamn thing.

**Hannah Berner** (1:42)
Now, one thing about the Gigglers is they know me better than anyone, better than almost my own mother who betrayed me last week. Also, the hardest part about this was not telling the Gigglers every second of the stream. It actually was driving me insane.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:58)
We had a call about it.

**Hannah Berner** (1:59)
We had a little call about it. We had to cut moments of the past two pods where I started talking about it. But I can't hold it anymore.
Two weeks ago, I innocently went to get Master Disport for my TMJ. Yeah, you guys know me. I don't do Botox. I, however, have gotten Master Botox twice. You guys know that. And I went to a new place. Was it a Groupon? No.
But was it, would I have probably done more research if it was Groupon?

**Paige DeSorbo** (2:43)
Was it under the umbrella of Groupon?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:45)
Some would say it had the same energy.

**Hannah Berner** (2:47)
Was it convenient? And I didn't look up anything? Yes.
So I get there and I'm like, I'd love to get some Botox. And the lady was like, what did you get last time? And I was like, whoa, I'm not a woman in STEM. Like I don't, I have no idea what happened.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:04)
I was like, I don't know.

**Hannah Berner** (3:06)
And she was like, we don't do charts here. And I was like, of course you don't. No, but she was like, is it Dysport? Is it Zealman? I was like, I literally have no idea. I'm not a Botox girlie. I just, I clench my teeth really bad and I wake up with headaches sometimes because I'm a woman of the arts. And I-

**SPEAKER_3** (3:22)
Yeah, God forbid someone has a little anxiety around here.

**Hannah Berner** (3:25)
A little trauma. And some people have it in their hips. I do too, but it's also in my jaw. And I did not know there were risks to this procedure. I've never heard of a risk. I didn't even know this could happen.
So she uses dyspore, and she was kind of messing around a little too long back there. Like, you know, when they're making it, I guess. And I remember something in my soul was like, get out of here.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:52)
You had a gut feeling.

**Hannah Berner** (3:53)
34 years old, the people please are on me. She's still strong, even though no one's really pleased with me. She's still working hard.
And I remember thinking, like, what could go wrong? She's just like, what? Your masters are a little too weak, whatever.
She puts it in. We're great. We're keeking. Thank you so much. Love you. Bye.
I'm going to the US Open golf a couple of days later. By the way, I'm great. Living life. Actually, one of the highest moments of my life, probably, things are going well. Nice. My friendships are great. My family is healthy and great besides grandpa. And everything is working. My career is doing well. And I was like, we're going to have a spectacular summer. We truly are. And I wake up that morning and I try to smile and it feels kind of tight. And I thought I had like dry skin or something. And so I put lotion on like me, I have dry skin.