Gerbil Gossip & The Iron Grip

Rizz (0:00)

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Rafe (1:00)

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Tony Khan (2:05)

Hey, this is Tony Khan, the president of AEW All Elite Wrestling, and you're listening to The Rizzuto Show. Happy birthday, Rizz.

Rizz (2:14)

All right, welcome back to the program. Find out about 3 1 4 6 2 4 3 8 33 or 6 1 8 3 9 8 3 8 33 The Point Text Line 3 1 4 6 4 9 Dumb. The Bud Light Studio Camps, 105.7thepoint.com/rizz. The socials at R-I-Z-Z. Show your emails. We're a show at 105.7thepoint.com. Melissa's here. Donated $5,000 to the Ronald McDonald House Funds.

And you chose to come to the studio for a couple hours. We're going to play Do It Bitch in your honor. It's your birthday today. Looking forward to that.

And you specifically wanted Rafe as your teammate?

Melissa (2:50)

Yes.

Moon (2:50)

Wow.

What an honor. Don't get me shot, woman.

Melissa (2:53)

Well, you're my spirit animal.

Rizz (2:55)

So it'll be Rafe and Melissa versus Moon and Lern. That'll be fun.

Lern (3:00)

That will be fun. You're going down.

Rizz (3:05)

You know, now you're on the radio with us. You're part of the family for today, part of the on-air crew.

I was thinking, do you want to do your first live spot? Like your first live endorsement?

Lern (3:17)

Sure.

Rizz (3:17)

Okay, great. Okay, great.

Lern (3:20)

You know, I have something that we didn't have anybody talk on earlier today.

Rizz (3:23)

So one of our newest sponsors, so if you want to just go ahead and... Hey guys, new sponsor alert. And Melissa is going to read the live spot for us. This is a live music, live spot music.

Go on.

Lern (3:38)

Okay, go ahead, girl. This is my client.

Melissa (3:41)

Hit your weekend routine feeling a little weak.

Look to throw a real knockout punch into your adult life. Then take a short drive over the river to Edwardsville, Illinois and pull up to the Iron Grip. Oh, that's why. That's right. We are Metro East's premier novelty boutique dedicated exclusively to high-grade sexual aid devices.

Lern (4:07)

What?

Melissa (4:08)

Shaped entirely like rubber fist.

Lern (4:11)

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say rubber fist?

Rizz (4:13)

Just let her read the place.

Melissa (4:15)

Big ones, small ones, neon glow in the dark ones. If it doesn't look like a closed fist ready for combat, it's not going anywhere near our shelves. Looking to really show your partner who's boss, grab our flagship sexual aid device, The Heavyweight Champion. Whoa, 100% metal grade.