George Hassell: The Family Axeman

**Ash Kelley** (0:01)
These long dog days of summer, I mean, we just made it through a heat wave. Mama was parched through this heat wave. I was hitting up Dunkin every single day, and I will continue to, probably for the rest of my days, but especially this summer. Dunkin is helping everyone stay cool this summer with its lineup of refreshers. These drinks are packed with bold, fruity flavors and served ice cold. It's amazing. Dunkin refreshers are the perfect afternoon pick-me-up. I like to start my morning with them personally, and then sometimes I go back for a second one because I'm just feeling crazy. They come in a variety of delicious flavors, including fan favorites, mango pineapple and strawberry dragonfruit. And then for a limited time, there's black cherry and there's pink pineapple. I'm going to tell you something right now, and it's a bold claim, let me tell you, but I stand behind it. Pink pineapple will change your life. It is so good. It has me feeling like I'm sitting in a pool, resort side, just living, honey.
It's so yummy. Try your favorite flavor with green tea, sparkling water, lemonade, or Duncan's all new Limeade. I haven't tried the Limeade yet, but I'm going to. Usually I get my drinks made with green tea, and occasionally lemonade, but I do really like the green tea.
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**SPEAKER_2** (2:09)
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**Ash Kelley** (2:40)
Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:42)
And I'm Alaina.

**Ash Kelley** (2:43)
And this is Morbid.
I have that song stuck in my head that's like, okay, it's actually kind of weird because I have two songs stuck in my head. One of them is Tiptoe by the Window. And then the other one is like that club beat that I'm just getting on TikTok a lot that's like, da-da-dee, do-do, da-da. So for that to like, tiptoe, da-da-dee.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:23)
You mean Call on Me?
Call on Me? That, that quote unquote club beat that you just couldn't name.

**Ash Kelley** (3:31)
Is that what it is? Is he saying, call on me?

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:33)
Hold on.

**Ash Kelley** (3:34)
We know I'm famous for lyrics. Just breathe and have a rest.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:38)
Yes.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:39)
This is a song.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:39)
This is like a good song.

**Ash Kelley** (3:41)
Yeah, I love that song. That and tiptoe.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:45)
Very different song.

**Ash Kelley** (3:47)
Some DJ, please.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:49)
Mash them up.

**Ash Kelley** (3:50)
Please.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:50)
Mash them up, mash them up.

**Ash Kelley** (3:52)
Send it to my inbox.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:55)
Mash that up.

**Ash Kelley** (3:56)
I don't know how it will work. Oh, that will be so creepy.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:58)
Tiny Tim, tiptoe through the tulips and Call on Me. You know your assignment.

**Ash Kelley** (4:06)
We're so reckless lately.

**Alaina Urquhart** (4:08)
We are reckless lately.

**Ash Kelley** (4:09)
Just sitting in front of a Domino's Pizza. That chip was good.

**Alaina Urquhart** (4:14)
It's true.

**Ash Kelley** (4:15)
This room is a mess. Let's be clear here.

**SPEAKER_2** (4:19)
Let's talk shop, okay?

**Ash Kelley** (4:21)