Gender Swap Podcast Episode 127 - No Dice Touchies?

Stevie (1:00)

We're gonna get a little kawaii spot for Stevie on the mainstream.

Sorry about the goth juice leaking out of the pewter, Mika. It sucks. Sucks to hear.

Mx. Maxwell (1:10)

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have to...

Once I get my mind fixed, we'll... Yeah, anyway. Nah, well. Yeah, is what it is. But yeah, so on the bright side, today, unlike every other stream we've done, for the past few months, I get to be a passenger princess, and you have to figure out the ideal spot to play the intro drop, like I did.

Stevie (1:42)

Oh, that's easy.

Mx. Maxwell (1:49)

It's Gender Swap. Oh, shit.

Stevie (1:52)

Hey.

Mx. Maxwell (1:54)

Just cut me off with it. How dare you? Uh, welcome to Our Music's Gone.

Stevie (2:02)

No, it's not. No, it ain't.

Mx. Maxwell (2:05)

Is it? Not? There we go.

Stevie (2:07)

See, it's right there.

Mx. Maxwell (2:09)

You're right. It was there the whole time.

Stevie (2:10)

It wasn't gone.

Mx. Maxwell (2:13)

Welcome to Gender Swap, a podcast by two transgender siblings, one of whom is wearing a very asymmetrical dress today that is fucking with her sense of thieves. And the other one came to the rescue when his co-host's computer decided to shit the fucking bed 20 minutes before we started streaming.

I'm one of your hosts. My name is Mika, and my pronouns are she, her.

Stevie (2:45)

My name is Stevie. I use he, they pronouns. And you know what they say? They call me the AAA of podcasting.

Mx. Maxwell (2:53)

They do. I called you right up. I was like, Stevie, change spare tire of a highway with my podcast.

Stevie (2:57)

Jump the battery, be there in five, change the fluids, and fix the windshield in two hours. I got a lot done. Yeah, don't they do it? Sure. Whatever.

Mx. Maxwell (3:10)

I don't know. I've never had AAA. What I look like a boomer.

Stevie (3:14)

It's cushy.

Mx. Maxwell (3:16)

Yeah, so at this point, we have to, I guess, launch in. I'd love to. Whatever it is we were going to talk about, but I don't think we actually figured out the order before we started the stream.

Stevie (3:31)

Do you want to talk about the week first, or?

Mx. Maxwell (3:35)

Let's talk about the week first.

Stevie (3:37)

Yeah, we could do that.

Mx. Maxwell (3:38)

Okay. This week in transit.

Stevie (3:44)

Why does my-

Mx. Maxwell (3:45)

Oh, we're flying. We are flying by the seat of our pants on this one. I don't know why it doesn't automatically turn back on the music.

That's some weird alchemy with your setup, I'm afraid.

Stevie (3:55)

It lets me pause it on the stream deck, but it doesn't let me play it on the stream deck after the scene change. Interesting.

Mx. Maxwell (4:01)

That's annoying. Yeah.

Stevie (4:03)

Oh, well, I'll figure it out.

Mx. Maxwell (4:05)

Yeah. What's happened? Big things to figure out.

Stevie (4:08)

Yeah. What's happened to you this week, you think?

Mx. Maxwell (4:10)

Being trans.

Stevie (4:10)

Oh! Happened to you this week?

Mx. Maxwell (4:13)

And the week... Well, well... See, the thing is, every now and then, I don't just talk about what happened in our week, but I sometimes talk about things happening at the meta level.

Stevie (4:26)

Sure.

Mx. Maxwell (4:26)

Yeah.

Stevie (4:27)

Yeah.

Mx. Maxwell (4:29)

And I felt I would be remiss if we didn't talk about what the NHS in the UK is currently doing.

Stevie (4:39)

What are those shit bags up to? I haven't heard the headline. Yeah. I thank you for saying that, Ripley. I keep disappearing after every intro. Like, my camera takes a second to turn back on, and it's freaking me out. I think I might have to leave my camera on as a thing in the background of the video, just so it doesn't unload my camera. It's kind of funny. I'll have to figure it out. Thank you again for noting that, because you are right. Also, Ripley, I'm really happy that you bought a pink shirt today. We didn't remark on it earlier because we are zooming by pretty quick. So let's take let's slow down for a second and breathe a little.

I'm really happy you bought a pink shirt. Tell me the style right now. Tank top, halter top, button down, tell me.

Also, I'm really happy that you're about to do a beautiful GIS map. A fabulous rat. I don't know what that means.

Mx. Maxwell (5:27)

I do not know what a GIS map is either.

Stevie (5:29)

More info requested.

Mx. Maxwell (5:31)