Full Show 10-08-2026

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Let me take y'all back to the beginning.

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This is it.

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You're listening to In The Morning.

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You're at DoodooHack.

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It's showtime!

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It's In The Morning. In a week, I will be celebrating my anniversary.

Kevknows (0:46)

How many, what kind of anniversary?

SPEAKER_6 (0:48)

Don't ask me, because I don't even know what the years are.

Kevknows (0:50)

Like work anniversary?

SPEAKER_6 (0:51)

No, uh, anniversary with Chelsea.

SPEAKER_8 (0:54)

Your wedding anniversary.

SPEAKER_6 (0:55)

Got married October the 15th, some years ago.

SPEAKER_8 (0:59)

I don't know.

SPEAKER_6 (1:00)

I actually try to judge it based on my oldest son because she got pregnant on the honeymoon. So I think Joe is 30 or 31, maybe. You don't even know. I don't know.

Kevknows (1:09)

Where was the honeymoon?

SPEAKER_6 (1:11)

We, we talked about this. We went on a, we went to Disney. Oh yeah. And then we went on a Carnival Cruise.

Kevknows (1:18)

Well, no wonder why Joe likes Disney.

SPEAKER_6 (1:20)

That's it, yeah. Although Chelsea says that he was conceived on the cruise.

So I bring this up because yesterday was one of those days where you realize you are not a good husband and it all is Chipotle's fault. I'm going to bring this up right now. And I want you to call up and tell me if I'm bad at this, or maybe you're like this too. So I'm on my way home and it was, Hey, you know, I'm going to pick up some food for us. And I talked to Chelsea when I was in the studio and I said, I will call you on the way to get your Chipotle order.

And I could not get a hold of her. She was not answering her phone. So I was calling, I was texting, she wasn't doing anything. Normally she'll say, if she doesn't, if she's on the phone with like, she'll be like, I'm on with Leah, I'll call you right back, or something like that. Or I'm with Joe, because she talks to Joe every single afternoon. Didn't get anything from her. So I said, all right, I'm going to pull into the Chipotle. I go inside and you know, there's a line, obviously in the middle of the day, they always have a line and I'm waiting and I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm going, okay, Chelsea, Chelsea. I kept texting, texting, texting, nothing. And finally, I get up to the front. What should I do?

I'm not going to just order for myself. I'm going to guess what Chelsea's, Ch-Ch-Chelsea, Ch-Chelsea, yeah, yeah.

Kevknows (2:37)

Does she typically get the same thing or is she kind of like, however she feels in the moment is what she'll go for?

SPEAKER_6 (2:42)

Old days, Chelsea used to get a big burrito. Like she would get a burrito. Now, little teeny Chelsea now, she likes to drink or likes to have the bowl.

She likes the no-carbohydrates. So I said, all right, well, and I think that she's been into this whole, like I want to get some red meat. So I figured I'm going to get her some steak. And so I'm going to go through and I go, all right, brown rice, cause she likes to be healthy. Black beans. Well, you just sounded like Chelsea. Cause when I tell you this, I go through the whole thing. I put the all order in, I got it. Finally, I get a text on the way home. So I got you a bowl. Okay, great. Thanks.

She's thinking in her head, he knows what I want. Get home, hates brown rice, does not want their steak, does not like their steak, thinks that their steak's got like fattiness to it or something. Wanted chicken.

I didn't put the drizzle of the red hot sauce that they have on there. Didn't do that. I put sour cream and she's not a sour creamer. So she doesn't like sour cream. I actually made the bowl, I think, for me. Yeah.

Shannon Murphy (3:51)

Can I ask you a question? So you ordered in person, but you guys normally are door-dashers, and I know you've used the app before, which both of those things save previous orders. So why did you not go back and go, hmm, let me look at what she's ordered in the past?

SPEAKER_6 (4:07)

Because I wasn't the valedictorian of Grosseale High School.

Kevknows (4:10)

That's too smart.