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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

August 14, 2026

St. Louis is approximately the temperature of the sun, and the only reasonable goal is to land the plane without setting either the plane or ourselves on fire. Naturally, we immediately fail. Things actually start suspiciously positive when the crew discovers The Rizzuto Show won the St.
Speakers: Scott, Rafe, Moon Valjean, Tony Patrico, Lance

Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture

**Scott** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (1:02)
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**Rafe** (1:32)
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Hello!
All right. Calm down, everybody. Yeah, dude. Calm down, everybody. It's Friday.
It's Friday. Let's land the plane, guys. It's been a long week.

**Moon Valjean** (2:46)
It's hot, man.

**Rafe** (2:47)
Do you have the Friday song?

**Moon Valjean** (2:49)
Heats cooking. It was swampy pre-sun coming up already today.

**Rafe** (2:54)
Well, it's gonna be hot today, too.

**Moon Valjean** (2:55)
Yeah, if you're working outside, take a half day.

**Rafe** (2:58)
Yeah, you deserve it.

**Tony Patrico** (3:00)
Oh, dude, it was so funny. You know, usually when we're doing blood drives, Impact Life has a big old bus, a big blue bus. You know, they take blood in there.
And there's been some hot days. We've done summer blood drives and had the bus out there. And I pulled up to the Carpenters Regional Council yesterday on Hampton.

**Rafe** (3:16)
They were inside?

**Tony Patrico** (3:17)
Well, I saw the Point Band and then I saw a box truck and I was like, oh, no.

**Rafe** (3:22)
Oh, they ain't doing that in the back of the box truck.

**Tony Patrico** (3:25)
Yeah, no, no, I was just kidding. They had a huge area. It was awesome.

**Rafe** (3:27)
No, those big impact life buses are nice and air-conditioned.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:30)
Yeah, they're cool. They're very cool.

**Tony Patrico** (3:31)
Now, we were inside. It was super easy and comfy.

**Rafe** (3:34)
And they got a lot of blood?

**Tony Patrico** (3:35)
Yes, yes.
The chairs were full. The phlebotomists were phlebotomy-ing the entire time. It was great. Great turnout, especially for the summer. It's hard to get people out during the summer. And people are busy. They're especially going back to school and all this. Great turnout. Thank you so much. Huge thanks to the Mid-American Carpenters.

**Rafe** (3:56)

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