Fruit Closet

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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Sugarbee apples, from bee to you.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:30)
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**SPEAKER_3** (0:51)
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**SPEAKER_4** (1:01)
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**Johnny Cann** (2:00)
John, welcome to That's Spooky, I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:02)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (2:02)
And this is a weekly podcast that is recorded on a bus that cannot go beneath 50 kilometers an hour.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:08)
And oh my god, Sandra Bullock is here.

**Johnny Cann** (2:10)
Oh my god, and Mel Gibson is not, because he's not allowed on my bus, bitch.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:15)
Mel Gibson wasn't in Speed.

**Johnny Cann** (2:17)
He wasn't?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:18)
No.

**Johnny Cann** (2:19)
Who was in Speed?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:20)
Keanu Reeves, Canada's sweetheart.

**Johnny Cann** (2:23)
Who else? Was it Mel Brooks in Speed?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:27)
I don't know. I mean, it's top billing Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock.

**Johnny Cann** (2:30)
Really?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:31)
Speed 1 and Speed 2, baby.

**Johnny Cann** (2:32)
I never associated Keanu Reeves with Speed. Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:35)
He's like the guy.

**Johnny Cann** (2:37)
Oh really?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:38)
He's the guy. Oh my god, good for him. Sandra Bullock's the girl, and he's the boy. Oh, I knew Sandy was there.

**Johnny Cann** (2:43)
I knew Sandy was there, of course. Yeah, okay.
Sandy Bullock, Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. There you go, Jeff Daniels. Oh, okay. Alan Rock, Glenn Plummer. Oh, Beth Grant.
I don't know who she is. Nope. Okay, well, that's good. I'm glad I learned something.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:03)
Yes.

**Johnny Cann** (3:04)
Oh, yay. I can watch Speed now.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:06)
Yes, you could.

**Johnny Cann** (3:07)
So Mel Gibson's not in it.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:09)
Uh-huh.

**Johnny Cann** (3:09)
Or Mel Brooks. Who's the problematic one I can't remember tonight? We're getting married this week, and that's how you know my brain's fried. I'm not even like, I'm not even like smoking like nasty weed or anything like that.
I'm just getting married this week.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:24)
That's it. Heads in the clouds.
But I believe it's Mel Gibson whom you're referencing. Okay, good.

**Johnny Cann** (3:33)
Mel Brooks is the director. Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:36)
I don't know really what Mel Brooks has been up to, so maybe I have a blind spot. Maybe he is terrible. I don't know.

**Johnny Cann** (3:43)
Yeah. I don't want to read those tweets.
Sorry. Yeah. No, and he's alive. Okay, cool. I was hoping he was dead.
Why? No, because then I could speak ill of him. Well, then the joke would be like, well, he's not tweeting anything, so he's not saying anything problematic because he's dead. Not that I wish death upon him. Oh, God. This got dark real quick.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:05)
It did. It's going to get darker.

**Johnny Cann** (4:07)
Oh, yeah, it is. Well, good thing we had this moment of levity. Yeah. I feel like we needed it. I feel like we're getting what we need as an Internet community this week. Like, I don't know if y'all are keeping up with it. I'm just going to say there's an acute animal on the, on the, on the, what would you say? In the zeitgeist?