From Country Cruise Blues to Otter News: A Wild Ride artwork

From Country Cruise Blues to Otter News: A Wild Ride

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

September 2, 2026

Moon is back from the Cali Country Cruise, and apparently all it took was several days trapped on a boat with country music, expensive Wi-Fi, questionable pools and enough alcohol to sink a smaller boat to make our resident cruise defender reconsider his entire belief system.
Speakers: Scott, Moon, Rafe, Devon, Lern

Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture

**Scott** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (1:01)
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**SPEAKER_3** (1:06)
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**Moon** (1:11)
I didn't want to be a number.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:12)
I wanted to be a person. I immediately felt like I was part of their family. And that was a big selling point for me.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:17)
I always felt like we mattered to them.

**Rafe** (1:19)
We weren't just another case.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:21)
Not a client, not a number.

**Devon** (1:23)
They took care of me and I know they'll take care of you.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:26)
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**Devon** (1:31)
And you tell them you're my friend.

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**SPEAKER_5** (2:08)
Hey!

**Moon** (2:11)
How are you?

**Lern** (2:11)
Oh, I'm great. Welcome back.

**Moon** (2:13)
Good. Shot out of a cannon.
I feel good. I feel good. I'm glad to be here.

**Scott** (2:19)
Yeah, you look groovy, man.

**Devon** (2:20)
Yeah. You look tan.

**Moon** (2:21)
It's an early morning.

**Scott** (2:22)
Do I?

**Moon** (2:22)
Yeah. I did get a little bit burned here.
I'll catch you up on my cruise. I went on something called the Cali Country Cruise.

**Scott** (2:29)
How did you get burned that far up on your arm?

**Moon** (2:31)
I know. I had no shirt on at one point there, Scott.
So I was working. My days off are spent working. I was playing with the band. I'll tell you all about, like I said, on the Cali Country Cruise from Long Beach, California all the way down to Ensenada, Mexico. And you guys had a warmer day than I did.

**Lern** (2:53)
Really?

**Moon** (2:53)
We landed yesterday and it was hotter than heck, dude. A hundred something degrees, I guess.

**Devon** (2:58)
I guess you guys have been dealing with this for a number of...

**Lern** (2:59)
It's going to be all week.

**Moon** (3:00)
Okay. So I'll get into the cruise in a second, but catch me up. What did I miss? How was you guys' weekends? How was the week? Beginning of the week?

**Lern** (3:07)
I had a great time in Colorado. It was excellent.

**Moon** (3:10)
Anything special happen?

**Lern** (3:12)
Roadie bikes to wineries, which was pretty fun.

**Moon** (3:14)
All right.

**Lern** (3:15)
I went to a honky tonk in Denver. Yeah, it was great.

**Moon** (3:19)
A Denver honky tonk.

**Scott** (3:20)
She rode a bull.

**Lern** (3:21)
I did ride a bull. Everyone in my family rode a bull.

**Moon** (3:23)
You got to be kidding me.

**Scott** (3:24)
I want to see Jill on that.

**Moon** (3:24)
How have I not seen video of this?

**Lern** (3:26)
Well, that is because it's secret. It's top secret.

**Moon** (3:30)
There is no video?

**Lern** (3:30)

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