French Rizz, Alamo Pee Confessions & Southwest Finally Became the Villain

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**Moon** (2:11)
We all came in from interesting, interesting weekends. I'll get in a minute.

**Lern** (2:24)
What do you do, Devon? How do you take your coffee?

**Devon** (2:26)
Usually iced.

**Lern** (2:32)
Yes, yes, girl.

**Moon** (2:34)
Well, it is the week of Rizzuto's French outing. And we did get a couple texts yesterday from him.

**Rafe** (2:41)
He's been Frenching people.

**Moon** (2:42)
Yeah, he's been Frenching all around France. And it's gonna be a great week. I appreciate you all joining us while Rizz is out, because we're gonna steer the ship and we're gonna have a lot of fun. We're gonna catch the waves that we wanna catch. You know what I'm saying? We're gonna do the things.

**Lern** (2:55)
He sent me a photo last night of him at the John Wick staircase.

**Moon** (2:59)
The John Wick staircase.

**Lern** (3:02)
And he's doing a thing. And I think it's funny that he's trying to do something on socials. Like we have to post for his socials. He doesn't know how to do things, okay? That's a little behind the scene.

**Moon** (3:11)
He has people for that.

**Lern** (3:12)
Yeah, he has people for that.
And so... He sends me this photo, he goes, Hey. If you wanna post the pics I'm sending during the week, I think it'd be funny. And I go, okay. And he's doing a thing, he's starting a trend in Paris. Where he is only posting photos of him half in the photo.

**Moon** (3:30)
Oh, you mean like that? Oh, I see. That's so cute.

**Lern** (3:34)
I like that. Isn't that great? This is a dad joke. This is him doing his dad joke in Paris.

**Moon** (3:39)
Okay.

**Lern** (3:40)
And so I'm going to post it. I respect that. And we can all just go along with the joke. What is it? It's him just half in a photo.

**Moon** (3:45)
Now, did this start because of the Mona Lisa one that he sent us, where I couldn't figure out who was next to him and then realized it was some stranger?

**Lern** (3:51)
He was doing it then. He's only posting real turd photos.

**Moon** (3:55)
Did he post that photo?

**Lern** (3:56)
No, no.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:56)
I'm sorry.

**Moon** (3:57)
Did we post that photo?

**Lern** (3:57)
No, we did not post that photo.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:59)
He went to the Mona Lisa.

**Moon** (4:00)
He went to the Mona Lisa and took a picture of basically somebody else's hand and someone else's phone taking a photo of themselves. The Mona Lisa is this much of the picture and the other guy, some stranger, is this much of the picture.