Freeze-Dried Pickles, Fart Corners & MatchUp With Moon Falls Apart

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My wife was down at the Missouri State Fair Tuesday.
She was walking around and they got all the different vendors. She said it was cool, crowded.
She brought home some freeze dried pickles. I know you guys are pickle lovers, right?

**Moon** (1:22)
I'm a pickle lover.

**Rizz** (1:23)
I love pickles. Love pickles? Have you ever had a freeze dried one?

**Moon** (1:27)
No, and I'm not sure why it doesn't sound great, but I'll take one.

**Rizz** (1:32)
But don't eat it yet. Pass it around. I mean, these are actual, you know, they're pickles.

**Moon** (1:37)
It looks and feels like a banana chip, you know, like when you get a freeze dried banana. Smells like a pickle, dude.

**Rizz** (1:43)
It is a pickle.

**Scott** (1:44)
Have one, Scott.

**Moon** (1:45)
Let me know when I can chew.

**Rizz** (1:46)
No, I want you to all try them at the same time.

**Rafe** (1:48)
I'll have one with you. It looks like what you store, like something you're going to ship, you know, like the little peanuts you put in, the styrofoam peanuts. I know you love, you know, freeze-dried mango.

**Rizz** (1:58)
I know, I open up the bag and I'm like, damn, dude.

**Moon** (2:00)
I do not love freeze-dried mango. I just love dried mango.

**Lern** (2:05)
It seems like an extra step. You've already pickled it and now you've freeze-dried it. It's almost like one more step. It turns back into a cucumber.

**Rizz** (2:12)
Eat them straight out of the bag for a...

**Moon** (2:14)
Pickles, that's kind of...

**Lern** (2:15)
You rehydrate this as best as you can.

**Rizz** (2:18)
They said, you know, crunch them on top of popcorn. You can add these directly to sauces and dressings and...

**Scott** (2:26)
Sandwiches.

**Rizz** (2:27)
Relishes without rehydration.

**Lern** (2:29)
It feels like if Mayor McCheese passed away and they wanted him to go over the river sticks, they put these two pickles over his eyeballs.

**Rizz** (2:35)
Okay, go ahead. Go ahead.

**Lern** (2:37)
Eat them?

**Rizz** (2:38)
Yeah, I want to see what you think.

**Moon** (2:39)
Oh, it just dissolves. Oh, give me another one.

**Rizz** (2:42)
You like those?

**Rafe** (2:44)
Yeah.

**Rizz** (2:45)
You do?

**Moon** (2:45)
I mean, I think so, yeah.

**Rafe** (2:46)
He's a good man.

**Rizz** (2:47)
I thought it was the saltiest. It was the saltiest thing. I felt like I was in the Sarah.

**Rafe** (2:53)
I just had a granola bar, so maybe that was like a good balance. But it wasn't that bad.

**Moon** (2:57)
I couldn't tell if it was salty or if it was just the pickles.

**Rizz** (3:00)
Oh, so salty.

**Lern** (3:01)
I love it.

**Rafe** (3:02)
Scott has to leave the room if it's too salty.

**Rizz** (3:04)
I was dehydrated immediately, and I had like half a one.

**Lern** (3:07)
Oh, God, Scott's skin already did not absorb moisture.

**Rafe** (3:10)
Oh, my gosh.

**Moon** (3:11)
What's wrong with you? Why are you throwing things at me?

**Lern** (3:12)
Wow, dude.

**Moon** (3:13)
Just because I ate your pickles.

**Rizz** (3:14)
I just picked up my hands.

**Lern** (3:17)
Anger management is going well.

**Scott** (3:18)
Wow, that is very salty. It's like a really good first bite, and then it...

**Lern** (3:23)
Even afterwards, right? Like I drank ocean water. It's good, though.

**Scott** (3:29)
You like them?

**Rizz** (3:30)
Okay, I'm glad somebody likes them. They're not going to go to waste. I'm like, oh, God, these suck.

**Scott** (3:34)
Do they taste like the McDonald's ones? They're on the burger?

**Rizz** (3:38)
I'm like, these sucks. Let me give them to the guys.