FormaL Speaks Out After COD Ban & DMZ First Impressions | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 297
OpTic Podcast
October 7, 2026
to reach your financial goals faster. 00:00 - Intro 01:12 - Kenny is Back and MARRIED 05:19 - Baby Kenny Coming... Soon?
Speakers OpTic, Seth Abner, Kenny, Matt
TopicsVideo GamesLeisureComedy
OpTic (0:01)
Sometimes when you're hiding in a corner, do you have to go poop?
SPEAKER_2 (0:05)
Oh yeah.
Seth Abner (0:06)
You do?
SPEAKER_4 (0:06)
Well, not shit.
SPEAKER_2 (0:07)
What kind of war, imagine?
Seth Abner (0:08)
But I'll hide in a corner, keep my AirPods in, and go like...
Kenny (0:11)
Not you, your player. You're talking about in-game, bro.
Matt (0:13)
You're talking about in-game.
Seth Abner (0:15)
Oh, you're saying like the character? You know how the character gets sick?
Matt (0:19)
He said, I'll go to the bathroom, my AirPods in and shit.
Seth Abner (0:21)
Oh yeah, I'll go take a piss mid-rate.
SPEAKER_7 (0:23)
No, no, I get that.
Kenny (0:24)
100%.
SPEAKER_2 (0:25)
But I'll say to you, you know how you say your player sometimes gets sick?
OpTic (0:28)
Yeah. Does your player have to take a poop when you have anything?
Kenny (0:31)
Oh no, no, you don't have to take a piss.
Matt (0:32)
It's fine, I just go in the bathroom, AirPods.
Seth Abner (0:35)
No, it's not.
OpTic (0:37)
It's kind of an idiot, dude.
Seth Abner (0:40)
This is so hard.
OpTic (0:41)
If he said, I'll just pee in my Gatorade bottle.
SPEAKER_7 (0:44)
I'd be like, whoa, your player.
Seth Abner (0:46)
I got a catheter in when I'm playing Tarky, dude.
Kenny (0:48)
Sitting there just fucking hooked up.
Seth Abner (0:56)
Hear ye, hear ye.
OpTic (0:57)
Welcome to episode 297 of the OpTic Podcast. We have a man, Kenny. We have the Scumper Jumper, formal, to my left, and yours truly, BigOpticX.
What's up, what's up?
Kenny (1:08)
Dude, what's up, man?
OpTic (1:09)
What's up? Congratulations on your wedding, dude.
Kenny (1:12)
Thank you, thank you. Yeah, congrats, bro. I sent a- Do you feel different? Bro, hell yeah.
OpTic (1:16)
Let me see the ring, let me see the ring.
Kenny (1:19)
I go black. Team, team, team. What's up, Seth? That's like your real one? Yeah.
Seth Abner (1:22)
Team. Because I wear like my non- Because I have like my real one, but it doesn't fit and I haven't got it resized, but honestly, I've just got so used to it. Yo, get the orange.
Kenny (1:32)
Yeah, I just like the normal black, but I just went normal black because I'm like, I want something to match my style, my everything, so I went black, but also too, I need to get like a little rubber piece, like rubber one, so I can wear it to the gym or something, but just silicon, just buy like a three pack of them, they're great.
OpTic (1:48)
Because you can't take it off at the gym, that's like where you need to be wearing it, to fend off the attackers.
Kenny (1:54)
I just don't, like, I don't know. I mean, there's no attackers though, because I'm there putting work in.
OpTic (1:59)
No, they see the car you pull in, they see you got your camera, they're going to be like, wait a minute, can I get in where I fit in? And then they see the ring and they're like, nope, nope, I cannot. Yo, get the aura ring.
Kenny (2:09)
My girl has them, she'd be telling me to get one for like the longest.
OpTic (2:11)
They make a thin one now, which is what I want. I don't like the, yeah, I wanted a thinner one. I got a rose gold to match this.
Seth Abner (2:19)
She's like, my sleep wasn't good today.
Kenny (2:22)
Literally.
Seth Abner (2:23)
I'm like, what?
Kenny (2:23)
I'm like, what?
Seth Abner (2:24)
That thing is not tracking your sleep.
Kenny (2:26)
That's what my mood all today, cause my aura ring said that something at all. I'm like, damn, all right.
OpTic (2:31)
Mine's the best.
Seth Abner (2:32)
My mood's off today cause I'm out of gonge.
SPEAKER_2 (2:34)
Out of gonge?
Seth Abner (2:35)
Dude, it's fucking 10 a.m. King Gonge.
OpTic (2:39)
King Gonge up in the building. All right, so you had your wedding, I sent over a gift.
Kenny (2:44)
I appreciate it. Thank you so much. We're going on a honeymoon legit in like four days. Where are you going? To Mallorca. Oh, I just heard of it.
OpTic (2:52)
Mallorca.
Kenny (2:52)
Yeah, Mallorca. It's pretty nice. I'm excited cause me and V, or my wife now, we barely go on trips together. Like usually when we go, we go with like a friend group, or like a bunch of us. So like me and her going on a solo trip is like something we usually don't do. So like this is kind of one of the first times. I'm also just not the beachiest person. Like I don't really care for the beach, but she can, I want to go back to Japan. Me, I'm, I'm.
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