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Forks, Fungus & Cruise Ship Shenanigans

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

July 27, 2026

Sometimes the internet gives us a story so unbelievably disgusting that it hijacks an entire morning. This episode begins with one of those moments after a viral video shows a cruise passenger scraping fungus off her foot with a buffet fork... while other people are trying to eat.
Speakers: Rizz, Scott, Rafe
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Think about your weekend.
What's the most disgusting thing you saw over the weekend?

**SPEAKER_8** (2:35)
It's a great question.

**Rizz** (2:36)
Yeah. Well, I saw many disgusting things.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:38)
I think I have one.

**Rizz** (2:39)
Go ahead.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:40)
Me being completely soaked where my shirt was wet all the way down.

**Rizz** (2:43)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:44)
And people wanting to come over and give you hugs. Shake hands and...

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**Rizz** (2:52)
Yeah. Yes.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:53)
Especially if your arm... Like, because here's the deal. People who are small, okay, I'm five foot three, we go straight into the pit.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:00)
Ah, gross.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:01)
So now my shoulder, my shoulders smell like BO. It's not mine.

**Rizz** (3:09)
Well...

**SPEAKER_5** (3:10)
Good lie. I like this.

**Rizz** (3:12)
I don't know if anybody was on the algorithm where they saw this on Instagram. It's a six part series on Instagram, showing a woman on a Carnival Cruise ship scratching her nasty foot fungus with a fork.
If you would, please.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:28)
Okay. Oh, there's a video?

**Rizz** (3:29)
Oh, please.

**Scott** (3:30)
This is part one.

**Rizz** (3:31)
This is part one.

**Scott** (3:32)
And you can see the zoom in on the fungus. Yo, this lady's foot, cut it off. Be done.

**Rizz** (3:37)
Look how gross.

**Scott** (3:38)
Be done with this foot.

**Rizz** (3:40)
Look how gross her foot is.

**Scott** (3:41)
It's seven different colors.

**Rizz** (3:43)
It's all like ashy white.

**Rafe** (3:44)
She needs a catechure big time.

**Scott** (3:45)
And there's pieces coming off and she's... First of all, who scratches like that with two fingers? She looks like a dinosaur of some sort.

**Rizz** (3:52)
So the series was filmed secretly by several other guests. This was so disturbing. So several other guests started filming.

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