Football Coaches Think They're Hot - September 16, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
September 16, 2026
Mazawey's top 5 hottest coaches, Ed Sheeran in a tough spot, LA news helicopter crash, Arch Manning apologizes, Sydney Sweeney loves sports, a new Bonerline, Jim's List: Most Pretentious Songs, and Drew's never been to Olive Garden. We miss Jerry Springer.
Speakers Roberto, Marc Fellhauer, Drew Lane, Jim Bentley, Marc, BranDon, Tom Mazawey
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
Roberto (0:00)
You're listening to The Drew Lane Show.
Marc Fellhauer (0:02)
Look at this panel of losers.
Drew Lane (0:07)
We're rolling in the dealsnitty.com studios.
And we've got Marc, Roberto, and Jim Bentley with his top 10 today, which is on... Oh, wait, this is...
Marc Fellhauer (0:18)
Macklemore.
Jim Bentley (0:19)
Yeah, top 10 Macklemore songs.
Drew Lane (0:20)
Oh, awesome, I love Macklemore.
Jim Bentley (0:22)
You know he has like four over a billion?
Drew Lane (0:24)
I know, he does. I was looking at his touring history, though, I was curious, like, why is he opening for Ed Sheeran? And actually, when he's on his own, he plays like 2,000 cedars.
Jim Bentley (0:34)
Really?
Marc (0:35)
Sounds about right. Yeah.
Jim Bentley (0:35)
Okay.
Drew Lane (0:36)
But for all his streaming, I thought, surely this guy plays in bigger arenas.
Marc (0:40)
Well, he's got like four songs that stream over 2 billion.
Drew Lane (0:44)
He seems to be very in demand for festivals. He plays a lot of festivals. But when he's on his own, he's like a 2,000th cedar.
BranDon (0:53)
Well, now he's really going to be in demand.
Drew Lane (0:56)
Well, he will be, probably will be.
I was reading, a lot of promoters were quoted. They would not give their names. Of course, they're all anonymous. But they were like, Ed Sheeran has no balls. How dare he let his fucking warm-up act fuck him up like this? That's insane.
Jim Bentley (1:15)
And he's big enough to take that hit?
Drew Lane (1:18)
Oh yeah, he can take the hit. But if he bags out of this tour, which is what everyone wants him to do, he's going to fuck over his crew. I mean, his crew's like blacked out months of the year to be on this tour with him and he's going to screw them completely, not to mention these NFL people aren't going to be real happy with him if he's dumping their stadium shows that they've had and not his fans are going to be pissed too.
He's in a no-win. We'll get to him.
Jim Bentley (1:42)
And for the record, it's top 10 most pretentious songs today.
Drew Lane (1:45)
Okay, I had thought about Ed Sheeran and Robert Kraft and Macklemore. Let's just say Macklemore was somebody like Kanye West, except let's just say he was just pounding on gay people or trans people or something and Robert Kraft was gay or trans and he banned them.
Can you imagine how celebrated Robert Kraft would be?
Jim Bentley (2:05)
Oh, huge. Everyone in the world would be a Patriots fan or at least America.
Drew Lane (2:09)
Nobody would give a shit about freedom of speech if it's the wrong speech, but the original idea that he's silencing Macklemore. We're hearing more about what Macklemore thinks than we ever would have heard otherwise. And I'm very confident that he will not be silenced.
Very confident.
SPEAKER_8 (2:25)
This is cancel culture.
SPEAKER_9 (2:32)
I don't remember. Trust me, it'll blow over.
Drew Lane (2:35)
How far is Jerry Chen in first place this month? Just a couple miles.
He's in first place?
BranDon (2:41)
Kilometers for him, I think.
SPEAKER_7 (2:42)
I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_10 (2:44)
Jerry Chen, man.
Drew Lane (2:45)
He is kicking ass, taking names at Hall Financial.
Jim Bentley (2:48)
Good for Jerry.
Drew Lane (2:49)
That's why they've got 7,005 star views. People like Jerry Chen doing all these refis and mortgages and helping people out and saving them money. The majority of loans. Oh, God. Here comes the big up.
Closing nine business days or less in a competitive market, a fast and reliable mortgage process. Shut up. Can't help making Huffer stand up. The crowd goes wild for Jerry Chen.
Jim Bentley (3:12)
The crowd sounds like my e-mail every day. Yay, Jerry.
SPEAKER_10 (3:18)
Good for Jerry.
Drew Lane (3:19)
The goal is not just to close loans, to create a client for life. Mortgages can be complicated. Hall Financial and Jerry Chen work to make the experience feel simple.
Fast closings, clear communication, thousands of five star views, and Jerry Chen, that's what separates Hall Financial.
Marc (3:33)
Jim gets chance too, though, don't you? Do you get chance too?
Jim Bentley (3:36)
Yeah, I do. Let's hear him. That's the Bonerline.
Drew Lane (3:44)
Go to callhallfirst.com/drew.
Marc (3:48)
The best part of that chant is on television.
During the day. I know. Network television. Back in the good old days.
SPEAKER_10 (3:56)
That wasn't even on cable.
Marc (3:58)
Springer rocked, man. So great.
Drew Lane (4:00)
I was so disappointed when he died. We did a long feature on Jerry. He pulled some fabulous pieces from the Springer Show and it didn't do shit on YouTube.
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