FLAVA BREAKFAST BEST BITS: Told Off For Breathing!

Tony (0:00)

Let's go.

Michaela (0:01)

The Flava Breakfast Podcast.

Azura (0:04)

So here you are, Flava.

Made it to the podcast, and aren't you blimmin lucky because you will hear the reveal for what, you know, Hads and Mikaela have to do for the photo shoot. You'll hear that Hads was late to work, and then he got called out by a comrade, Harrell.

Charlie (0:21)

I just feel for Hads right now, but I mean, knowing Hads, he is a man of his word. He's resilient, he's tough, and he's a Toa Samoa through and through. And once this is done, I know he'll be trying to work out what the next bet will be. Because in Hads' eyes, he's looking at a Tonga...

Azura (0:41)

He's a gambling man.

Charlie (0:42)

No, he's looking at a Tonga Toa Samoa final. So that's gonna be another bet in the cards, I reckon.

Azura (0:48)

Yeah, well, I reckon anything goes with Hads. That's the problem.

That's his problem. Do you know what I'm saying?

Tony (0:56)

It's a Hads problem.

Azura (0:56)

You know what I'm saying? Another thing is, there is a problem is the males in women's lives who just are doing these little things.

These little things.

Tony (1:08)

Nah, they're not little things. I reckon this is dumb.

Azura (1:10)

Freaking mosquito.

Charlie (1:11)

I mean, women, they tell you off for no reason.

Azura (1:15)

Nah, there's reasons, bro.

Charlie (1:17)

It's just silly.

Azura (1:18)

You just gotta pay attention. Stay in the good books.

Charlie (1:21)

I mean, to protect your peace, brothers, I think when you guys get to that stage where you know you're about to get told off for doing absolutely nothing, just remove yourself from the situation.

Azura (1:32)

Charlie Pume'e.

Charlie (1:33)

I reckon that this is dumb. You know, for us, partners, husbands, boyfriends, we get told off for the most dumbest things.

And the other night, we were watching a movie. My wife and I were in the lounge watching a movie, and we were eating. And out of nowhere, we were sitting next to each other. She was like, what's that noise? And I'm like, well, I don't know. She was like, is the heat pump on?

Toko Blake (1:58)

I'm like, no, it's not.

Charlie (2:00)

Why would we even turn it on? She's like, is there a fan on? I'm like, okay, bro, you're having to go now. Like, what the hell are you getting at?

Minutes later, we were still eating, and she goes, it's you!

Stop breathing! And I'm like, what? She goes, you're breathing too loud, man. I'm like, I'm breathing too loud. I can literally hear myself. I am not breathing loud. What's wrong with you? What's gotten into you?

Azura (2:29)

No, she's completely valid for this. There's nothing more annoying than someone breathing.

Charlie (2:35)

Is this a woman thing?

Azura (2:37)

It's just like, do you not have any awareness? I know for a fact, I wasn't even in that damn room, and I know for a fact, that you would have been like sitting there, like this going... Something like that.

Charlie (2:51)

I don't even like that.

Tony (2:51)

You know when people are like...

Azura (2:56)

Like open mouth breathing, even like chewing with your mouth. You just said you were eating. So I bet you were going...

While you were eating. Because you know why? I've seen you do it. That's silly. Because you breathe in your food. You don't chew it, Bamboo. You're like, yeah, it's crazy. You don't really chew your food very much. And that's the thing is you kind of...

Charlie (3:20)

You're a bit exaggerating. Don't you ever do that again.

But this is the thing, man. Like I'm sitting there, minding my own business. We're watching this. It was a movie, a series on Netflix. Oh, by the way, it was Mike Tyson's doco on Netflix. And bro, like, you know, watching Mike Tyson, and it wasn't really working out because Mike Tyson, he was struggling when he was like growing up, this and that. And also Mike Tyson is a boxer. And then for my wife to tell me, stop breathing, that's almost her telling me, just stop.

You're gone. So then I had to remove myself from the situation and go sit in the table. And like from there, I'm like, bro, if my wife yells out from the chair in the lounge to the kitchen that she can still hear me breathing, it's done. It's done, bro.

Azura (4:09)

Well, I completely agree with her.

I don't want to make it like a woman man face, but I understand her. And I want to know, Charlie, what do you think? Because this is something that I told my ex-wife for, and it used to grind my gears.