FLAVA BREAKFAST BEST BITS: Man of the house!

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Let's go. The Flava Breakfast Podcast.

Azura Lane (0:03)

Kia ora, kia ora, this is the podcast. Oh, look at you, playing catch up. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, as long as you're here.

Charlie (0:11)

Yo, what up, man? So, on the show today, we are talking about the new, the new man of the house, my house.

And I don't know how I think about, like, you know, my thoughts and my feelings about this whole thing.

Azura Lane (0:22)

See, the thing is, I feel like she's always been the man of the house. You reckon? Yeah, I just didn't want to say it on air, but she holds it down. This woman will book your flights when she's not even going on the damn trip.

The hotels, organizes your kids.

Charlie (0:39)

Nah, true.

Azura Lane (0:40)

Like, does all the jobs, does the manly jobs around the house as well. I'm not sure. What are you?

Charlie (0:46)

What is my position in my house?

Azura Lane (0:48)

You basically show up to a hotel every day.

Charlie (0:53)

When you think about it, both true, eh?

Azura Lane (0:55)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Charlie (0:56)

I'm blessed, man.

Azura Lane (0:57)

It's a good thing that you contribute financially, because if not, bro, I'd be kicking you to the curb, my bro.

Charlie (1:01)

You reckon?

Azura Lane (1:03)

Well, then what else would you be good for? If you're not doing anything.

Charlie (1:06)

Oh, I know what I'm good for, bro. I'm good for this bet, right? So we've got this bet that me and Azura-

Azura Lane (1:11)

So you're going to say something else, and I was like, oh, whoa.

Charlie (1:13)

I am good for this bet, man. Listen, look, I put it out there, and people have come to my rescue. You know, I've called out for all the-

Azura Lane (1:24)

They've come to join in on the stitcher.

Charlie (1:28)

All the kava clubs where you were, and people came and clutch, man. This bet is going to go down like a treat, baby.

Azura Lane (1:34)

Yeah, yeah. The fact that you've managed to get two people that-

Charlie (1:39)

No, three people, including people out in America.

Azura Lane (1:41)

Yeah, three different kava clubs.

I feel like, again, the more we talk about it, the more I'm like, the Kiwis bet a bloody win, man. They honestly bet a win, because I just start to feel myself being like, I really don't want to do it. Charlie is, he's not a happy boy.

Charlie (2:00)

Nah, because there's a new man in the house. And the reason why I'm saying this is because I have just given the title, Man of the House, to my wife.

Bro, this girl, this woman, she does absolutely everything. And when I say everything, like from maintenance of the house, like, you know, fixing little bits and pieces here, good old YouTube uses the tools. But this time around, find out, we have bought paint. And the paint has been sitting in our garage for the last, let's say, seven months, over half the year. She's been telling me to paint our deck and also the rails on the deck and the back fence for a very long time. And I've, like, stored doing this job because I just can't be stuffed. That's the honest truth.

Azura Lane (2:46)

Yeah, that really, it's lazy.

Charlie (2:50)

I'll just call it.

Azura Lane (2:52)

I'll call it what it is.

Wesley (2:53)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's lazy.

Charlie (2:55)

Can't think of another word.

Azura Lane (2:56)

You're like, oh, I guess it is that.

Charlie (2:58)

We've got the whole tools. Everything is ready to go. But every time I see the paint in the garage, I'm like, I'll do it tomorrow.

Azura Lane (3:04)

You walk past it and you kind of cover your eyes. Exactly.

Charlie (3:06)

You're right.

Azura Lane (3:07)

I'm like... Just close your eyes for an extra long second when you walk past it.

Charlie (3:10)

That's it. But because we're nearing Christmas and obviously we're going to have guests come over, my sister-in-law is getting married soon, so all the whānau is going to be over at my house.

She took it upon herself to do all the work. All the maintenance work, fixing the door handles at home, priming, painting the whole deck, and I came...

Azura Lane (3:29)

Sanding?

Charlie (3:30)

And sanding! That's what... I mean, pour back. It's out.

And honestly, guys, when I came in, I'm like, what do I do in this case? Because she's done half the job that I was meant to do. What did you do?