FLAVA BREAKFAST BEST BITS: Long Lost Child

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Let's go. The Flava Breakfast Podcast.

Azura (0:04)

What's up? And welcome to the podcast. You'll be able to catch up on everything, including how my date went, and Charlie's reaction to the video about the date.

Charlie (0:14)

I mean, bro, I can't be angry. I'm happy when you're happy. And that's what it's about, man. You win, I win. Tātou, tātou. And you know-

Azura (0:23)

Thank you, uncle.

Charlie (0:24)

We-

Azura (0:26)

Sorry. Is that what you want?

Charlie (0:29)

No, that'd be a dick. You say, I'm young. But here's the thing, right? Today, we've revealed that we need to unify. We need to come together. And you know, I mean, yeah, who cares about that bet that's already gone down between Mate Matonga and Kiwis? Tonga loss.

Azura (0:45)

It's done.

Charlie (0:46)

I've taken the L. I've taken the lesson, right? You got the car. Enjoy it. But now we've united.

It's never been done.

Azura (0:55)

We are the Avengers.

Blake (0:55)

In Flava history.

Azura (0:57)

Yeah, the Flavengers.

No, it was cool to be able to catch up with Hads as well from our drive show to ask whether he can get behind the Kiwis for this weekend's game. And I have to give a big shout out to you, Charlie, because you're burning question today. It just really pulled on my heartstrings, man. And for so many other people as well, I mean, asking a question about, I guess, a child that comes into your life and says, I'm your child. And then realizing how many people have had this happen to them, either being the child or having someone show up at their doorstep.

Charlie (1:36)

You know, we love our jobs. We love to tell stories, have laughs, be silly. But then again, when it comes to Wednesday, where Charlie's burning questions, I think we love having these tough conversations as well. I mean, along with the jokes.

Azura (1:52)

Well, like any human, there's depth to every single person. I think it's really cool to hear another side of us and hear another side of the Flava whanau, because we can give each other like, stick about the bets and stuff. And I mean, it always sounds like me and Charlie are arguing, we're not. We literally turn the mics off when we're like, ha ha ha, that was so funny.

People are going to think we actually grumpy at each other. Yeah, thanks. But no, it's really cool to be able to do that. So, sure. The key is in the wee.

Charlie (2:18)

The key is in the wee, baby.

Azura (2:20)

Yeah, he lost the bet. Kiwis won the semifinals for the Rugby League World Cup. He's in my oris. I'm in the main drover. And let's just say it is working. I went on a date yesterday using that car. And can I just say, it went really good. Yeah. Really good. Yeah. Picked him up.

He's pretty impressed with the fridge and the middle console. The fact that you can make it so you can see out of the roof. That's a pretty cool feature. I even offered, hey, you want to charge your phone?

He didn't need that, but...

Charlie (3:03)

Oh, because he's got a Samsung, eh?

Azura (3:04)

The offer was there. And yeah, I'm not going to lie, I made him my passenger princess. How does that make you feel?

Charlie (3:14)

I don't know, because I did say, if you guys have been following this whole series, before we even, before Tonga played the Kiwis, I did say to Azura Lane, here are the terms and conditions, the T's and C's. One, you can only drive this car by yourself, no passengers. And you know what she said to me? She said, no, no, I'm going on a date, I wanna start dating. I thought she was just taking the mickey.

She's 100% serious. She's come in with, looks like beard rashes on her neck.

Hads (3:49)

Oh, stop.

Blake (3:50)

This has just gone overboard now.

Azura (3:52)

He doesn't even have a beard. And the thing is, is that the video is going to drop.

Charlie (3:55)

Oh, she's a baby.

Azura (3:58)

What are you even saying?

Charlie (3:58)

No beard.

Azura (4:01)

The video is gonna drop in like 10 minutes time.

Charlie (4:04)

In 10 minutes.

Azura (4:06)

And you'll see who this person is. Okay, can I just ask you something? Who is in your vehicle and who joined me in the backseat.

Charlie (4:13)

Why the backseat?

Azura (4:15)

You'll find out when the video drops.

Charlie (4:21)

Wow. This is just gone.

Azura (4:26)

Awkward.

You're the easiest person to wind up. The easiest. No, because- But I will admit, the Range Rover, it actually does come in clutch. Can I say something, too?