FLAVA BREAKFAST BEST BITS: Charlie Is So Wrong For This

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Let's go. The Flava Breakfast Podcast.

Azura (0:03)

Oh, wow, wow, wow, if you missed out on all of the action, all of the banter, all of the teasing, and, you know, Charlie literally coming to work without sleeping, this is the podcast for you.

Charlie (0:16)

We got you fam. Like you said, I went out with the kids at around, just before two o'clock in the morning.

No, let's say 1.30. We went out to Otahuhu, did the parade thingy. And bro, I realized the time I was out because, you know, the bro Jono messaged me and goes, hey man, how's the parade going? Looked at the time, 3:35 a.m. I was all out.

Azura (0:37)

Yep, this is ridiculous. And it's also why he didn't brush his teeth. That's why that was the question for The Great Debate. So what do you think about it Flava? That's what you're about to find out. And then we had a complete 1.8 moment from our brother Hadz.

Charlie (0:52)

All of a sudden Hadz is tonging.

Azura (0:55)

Bro, I'm not going to lie, out of all of the things that I thought Hadz was going to do today, as a proud supporter of Tua Samoa and his team losing.

Charlie (1:06)

Being tonging wasn't one of the main.

He was full of surprises. I wonder what he's up to. What is he up to? What is this guy up to, man?

Azura (1:15)

I don't know.

Charlie (1:15)

But I got to ask the same question to my son, Noor, my six-year-old boy who keeps finessing me every time I pick him up from school, while the other day I went to go pick him up and, bro, he stopped the fight. Wow.

Azura (1:26)

Apparently.

Charlie (1:27)

Apparently.

Azura (1:27)

Apparently.

Charlie (1:29)

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_1 (1:30)

Flava Breakfast.

Charlie (1:32)

It's The Great Debate.

Azura (1:35)

Let them know what The Great Debate is, Charlie.

Charlie (1:38)

Well, we're going to try to keep this quite topical. Obviously, Rugby League World Cup is on right now, and the great game between Tonga and Samoa took place yesterday, and I was out parading till early hours of this morning.

Azura (1:52)

Which is ridiculous. But, you know, Charlie mentioned something just then where I think it was absolutely disgusting.

Charlie (2:01)

Let's just take a moment to think about this, right? I haven't slept, and I think maybe I probably recall just closing my eyes for 20 minutes. I went off and I was up, and I was ready to come to work and give a great show. But then this came to mind, and I feel that I need to bring it to you guys' attention, Flava Fano, call it what you want. But if you haven't slept, do you still need to brush your teeth?

I know it sounds pretty, no, I'm just saying, and be honest, man.

Azura (2:34)

That is the question 8200, if you haven't slept, do you need to brush your teeth? And this is the thing, I don't think many people have been in a situation like that where they've had to make that choice, but Charlie made that choice this morning, where he said that he sat there, and he said to himself, do I need to brush my teeth if I haven't really slept?

And he decided, nah, and put a piece of gum in his mouth, which by the way, I feel like it's about time you got to change that gum out. Like I reckon-

Charlie (3:02)

Oh, I didn't bring extra. That's as good as it gets.

Azura (3:06)

Can you guys let us know, 8200, or 800 full flavour, is this a play on?

Charlie (3:11)

And to be honest with you guys, flavour finally, I did have time, like I could have brushed my teeth, but I was like, nah. You know when you're just like, I even got as far as to going into the bathroom. Did you shower? No, I didn't.

Like, we're not talking about the shower party, but let's just keep it on one topic, man. Damn you, girl, man. I know, I'm just like, are you all right?

Azura (3:30)

I'm just glad that there's a good, like, what, a metre and a half between us. I can't smell you, which is good. No, I know, but like, Good thing no one else uses that microphone you got, because you probably got stink breath.

Charlie (3:41)

I got out as far as the bathroom, and I looked at myself in the mirror, and I'm like, what are you doing? Like, seriously, what are you doing?

Blake (3:49)

Just go, man.

Azura (3:51)

Just leave.

Charlie (3:52)