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FLAVA BREAKFAST BEST BITS: Charlie has taken it too far...

Flava Breakfast

November 11, 2026

ON TODAYS SHOW: Azura and Charlie call out some insults in disguise that they have noticed recently. Plus, Charlie took the car bet to the next level by getting Azura's car towed... For more, follow our socials: Instagram Facebook TikTok

Speakers Charlie, Azura Lane, Hads

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SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Let's go. The Flava Breakfast Podcast.

Charlie (0:03)

Kia ora, Flava whānau. Hey, in case you missed the show, we've got you guys right here on the podcast. Today, I revealed to Azura that I got a car towed. Complete doozy. And it's one of those things, you know, me and the Aorus, we have created this relationship. We are one.

Azura Lane (0:20)

Obviously, the Aorus doesn't feel the same way you do.

Charlie (0:23)

I mean, you know, it's giving, I neglected it.

Azura Lane (0:27)

It's giving, you should keep that car, and I'll keep the Range Rover.

Charlie (0:30)

Yeah, and I agree with that. The video is out, and Azura Lane is not really happy with me right now.

Azura Lane (0:35)

Well, like, honestly, bro, I'm not unhappy. I don't really care. I know that that sounds absolutely insane, but I don't care. You got it towed. You were the one that had to find it, and you're the one that has to pay to get it out. So as far as I'm concerned, it's actually honestly not my problem. So that's all I have to say about that. And I've got some other things to say.

It's not only Charlie, but to every person out there that gives insults, but they're in disguise.

Charlie (1:04)

Oh, man. Our boy has... He did an absolute doozy as well. On Our Girl Did You Kill Michaela, after the Avengers have come together, Toa Samoa, Tonga, Cook Islands, or Back in the Kiwis.

Bro, everyone got a cool name. Our Girl Did You Kill Michaela got the Hulk.

Azura Lane (1:23)

Well, the Hulk is pretty cool, but I think as a woman, I don't really want to get given the Hulk. And then also Blake got Black Widow, which is like a sexy female.

Charlie (1:31)

I was called, no, no, no, it was called Blake Widow.

Azura Lane (1:34)

Ah, I see, I see.

But these are the insults that are hiding in disguise in plain sight, and we're gonna talk about it. Insult in disguise.

Charlie (1:47)

Oh, mate, I'm telling you, some of you guys probably do this, right? And if you guys are wondering what we're talking about, listen, yesterday we all decided as a whole here at Flava that we're all gonna come together, put our differences to the side. Tonga, Samoa, Cook Islands, everybody. Everybody, let's unite and back our Kiwis.

Azura Lane (2:07)

Yes, obviously, Rugby League World Cup Grand Final, and we just want to smash the Australians.

Charlie (2:11)

Smash them, bro.

Azura Lane (2:11)

We've all got one common goal now. We've all got New Zealand passports. Let's not be silly about this, whānau.

But it was awesome to call ahead to, let's be honest, he's the angriest out of all of us at Flava from our drive show. And to see whether he was going to be on board with, you know, the key is in the we, and it's in us. And we can safely say that Flava became unified. For the first time in months, Flava is finally becoming a collective.

Charlie (2:40)

Can we just all say this?

Azura Lane (2:41)

There is unity in this team.

Charlie (2:43)

Can we just all say this together, guys? The key is in the we.

Hads (2:47)

The key is in the we.

Azura Lane (2:56)

Don't know why you said it to me at the end there, but that's our boy.

It's good to hear that we're all together. And then he went and he ruined it, eh? At the end.

Charlie (3:04)

I mean, like, first of all, can you hear him? He was delayed. He was so delayed.

Azura Lane (3:08)

Hey, hey, hey, let's not, he's still on our team.

Charlie (3:11)

I know.

But this is, I mean, this is just a team hui. This is a team hui. But that was unnecessary at the end.

Azura Lane (3:22)

Hey, that is our saying.

Charlie (3:23)

It's not our saying.

Azura Lane (3:24)

Oh, no, it's not.

Charlie (3:25)

It's in us. But he said, it's in me.

So like, here I am.

Azura Lane (3:29)

Oh, yeah.

Charlie (3:31)

It's in us. That's our slogan. Kiwi's slogan is in us.

Kiwi's slogan for 2017 was, the key is in the we, but it's still relevant today, right? Because we have come together. But I don't know where has got that last little bit from it. Let's listen to this one more time, bro.

Azura Lane (3:47)

Oh my goodness.

Charlie (3:48)

You have to. Let's listen to this.

Azura Lane (3:50)

For the first time in months, Flava is finally becoming a collective.

Charlie (3:54)

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